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To be fair, a lot of stuff like this is intentionally wrong for people potentially like in the OP but not being ironic. Like a chip of fulminated mercury blowing up a building but somehow not touching off the rest of the bag; though the rest of the bag may have just been actual meth.
Did you know that if you mix equal parts gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?
And it blew the fucking AC unit out of the window, but their ears are fine!
Lmao I thought the exact same during a Terminator 2 rewatch recently where they’re shooting inside a closed elevator with a shotgun and pistol at the T-1000 on top. Erryone getting hearing aids.
When you have to face Mr.LiquidMurderbot, tinnitus is the least of your worries.
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