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Guy on the left failed the class.
He completely missed the baby.
this post was submitted on 09 Jan 2026
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The IDF drill instructor slowly places his hands on the shooter’s shoulders.
The hands slowly travel forward, traced the spongy arms, past the Punisher patch Agent Ross bought in bulk, with a playful but commanding tickle he feels even through his heavy Minnesota-winter coat.
But it wasn't the weather that makes Agent Ross shiver as the instructor, his ample belly pressing close against his back, whispers in his ear, "Looks like you missed our little bundle of joy there, agent. Now how do you think Kristi would feel about that?"
"N... Not too good," Agent Ross stammers, the closeness he had been imagining for weeks clouding his brain.
"That's right, worm - and here they told me your IQ made you a walking vegetable, you just keep right on surprising me," the instructor breathes. "Well don't get cocky now, Daddy still needs his martial law. And how do you think we get there, agent? What's going to get those libs rioting in the street?"
The feeling of the instructor's domination is exactly like his fantasy. Yes! This is why he joined ICE. He realizes he hasn't felt this happy since he found his wife in bed with his best friend.
"L... Leave no survivors, sir?" Agent Ross knows he should have sounded more confident, but it takes everything just to get the words out.
"That's right, agent. Now let papa help you," the instructor coos as his hands cover Agent Ross's and their dappled cheeks press together to line up the sights. Together their uncalloused, pudgy fingertips barely squeeze under the trigger guard, and they fire a single shot through the target baby's head. "Now there's our hero. See, that wasn't so hard. One less NPC. Don't forget to flee the scene, those animals can get rowdy after. Now let's see if that flapping meat hole of yours can take as good as it gi-"
... Is basically how imagine their training went.
He should've hit the baby. Their bones are soft. Bullets would go right through. 2 for 1.
/s
He will be sent to Gaza to kill children execution style for training
Lol, what makes you think they wouldn't shoot the baby?
No flash bangs nearby
They sell babies into human trafficking first.
I'm surprised they aren't spraying bullets randomly all over the room.
One mag dump for Mom.
Reload.
One mag dump hitting nothing.
Reload.
One mag dump for baby!
No shade against the artist but I feel that this caricature would've best met their desired messaging had they chose to depict people of color next to white people also being targeted.
Cause at the end of the day, all Americans are suffering at the hands of Trump and the republican cronies.
I think the point is they're actually killing white people. That's how far down the hole we are.
[...] white people are experiencing the policing non-whites suffer from in this country
What ICE is doing has nothing to do with policing.
The origin of policing in the US is runaway slave catching. It'd say its pretty damn in line with policing, historically speaking.
Modern policing maintains at least the veneer of enforcing the law (unless you're powerful and/or rich).
What American police in general tend to do has nothing to do with policing. It's just that up until now white folk, outside of the absolute poorest classes, tended not to be on the receiving end of it.
The picture is missing a bullet hole where the baby is.
It’s being sent to Mara lago to be raped and then it will be thrown into Lake Michigan
And random holes all over the wall, floor, ceiling...
Nah it’s more like the popular meme that whites women are spared is finally being shattered.
No. Women are hated more than any other group. You’re about to learn first hand.
Women have been trying to say this for a while
Are they going to give the surviving baby to the orangest Paedo Of The United States?
Everyone -decent- knows he likes them young...
Why is that a good thing? Isn't it better for fewer people to experience that kind of policing? Or is the idea that now that more people are at risk, it increases the odds the people will rise up and change the system
ah I see the agents of fight among yourselves and let the facist olgiarchs get away with it are still strong and active.
Some of this country is very white. Do you think the cops police them differently? That they treat poor white people with respect?
No, and they never have. They prey on the poor and most vulnerable. If there's a wealthy non-white community, they will always "get a pass".
A perfect example of this in action is the homeless. How do the cops treat the homeless? Are they kind and merciful to the white ones?
Are they racist? Many of them are, of course (and sexist, etc).
But they ALL prey on the impoverished by design.
Respect? No. But they certainly treat poor black people a hell of a lot worse than poor white people.
Nah, they slash up their slum town tent and beat them just like everybody else in the camp
Oh, so you're not poor.
what are you talking about "this country", this is lemmy.ca
ICE is an American institution, so the pronouns are used appropriately.
Otherwise, they'd have to replace the pronoun "their" with "Immigration and Customs Enforcement", or ICE again in the same sentence, and so on.
Pronouns are used as a substitute for the subject so that you don't have to use the same exact term repeatedly in conversation.
The pronouns following the subject all pertain to the subject until the subject is changed.
This is ENGLISH!
should be "that country," no?
People make mistakes with pronouns constantly, as pronouns are not "exact" and are themselves placeholders, an approximation for the subject to avoid nearly constant repetition.
Once you start correcting the pronouns of others, you make conversations about anything else virtually impossible. It's the destroyer of many threads, done purposefully or not.
As they say in linguistics, just go with it; only then will you get to THE SUBJECT itself
worst for poc and lgbtq+
The guy on the bottom missed 50% of his shots, not star agent material
4/10, they missed the child.
The bastards on the right: "Aim lower, Ross!"
> Didn't shoot the kid
ICE 1 - 0 IDF
(Yeah I'll see myself out)
Kill a bunch of colored people, no one bats an eye. Shoot one white person and everyone loses their minds.
The murderer of Daniel Shaver got away, sadly.