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[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

ah buddy I don't think that's an ah motorbike helmet

[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

It's clearly a motorcycle mask

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

The term is hood. This is a motorcycle hood

(😈)

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago
[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 46 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's a competitive hotdog eating mask.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

that's one way to put it

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

previously owned by the Corinthian.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Most likely

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

You clearly don't motorcycle.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 27 points 1 week ago

I don't know if motorcycles were involved, but daddy was born to ride.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No goggles, but it does include a blindfold.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 15 points 1 week ago

A real biker would uh know the right way by the uh sound of the road under his wheels

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (3 children)

are those tomatoes

what is this from

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (2 children)

It’s the famous tomato scene from Lord of the Rings.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago

Gimli: Never thought I'd get violated sitting side-by-side with an Elf.

Legolas: How about getting violated with a friend?

Gimli: Aye. I could do that.

[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Which one of them is Legolas and which is Aragorn? Been a while since I've watched the movies.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Really? I guess I know now there is someone who hasn't seen that movie.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

haven't gotten around to it

[–] jonathan7luke@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago

Damn, that's one painful way to get some extra protein (and chitin) on your commute...

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

He even had a leather whip, just like in Road Rash! He must have been running with some pretty hardcore gangbangers.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

That says "Leather Daddy", where's Tobias?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

great thing about these biker masks is that you won't get bugs stuck in your teeth anymore.

they'll be in your throat.