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[–] Marinatorres@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

This is such a perfect example of why right-to-repair matters: sometimes a “$1,590 part” is really just access. Also, that print looks solid — I’d still check material/heat/vibration limits on a rotor part, but the ingenuity is 💯

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

See, what no one in here realizes is that the plan was to use this as a master to cast an aluminum one. Aluminium is a metal, and metal is strong. I'm sure everything will be fine. Bonus--aluminum doesn't rust, so it should last forever. OOP wonders why they weren't made of aluminum in the first place, and figures it's "planned obsolescence."

He's just waiting for his casting kit to be delivered. He expects to be flying again later that day.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I nominate it for the Darwin awards...

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 239 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Not needing food or shelter anymore because you're dead is also great for your budget.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Going out with a bang is great for everybody’s budget!

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[–] mercano@lemmy.world 137 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is called the Jesus nut. It holds the main rotor onto the helicopter. It doesn’t have any redundancy, so if it fails, you’re going to be meeting Jesus in moments.

[–] turmacar@lemmy.world 90 points 1 week ago

Thankfully this one is built of many redundant layers instead of just one layer of metal.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

TIL there's many Jesus's nuts are all over the sky.

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[–] JelleWho@lemmy.world 98 points 1 week ago (6 children)

To be fair, if you don't have the files. This is an easy way to make a prototype and fit it, and then if it fits you can order it in metal. This is a cheaper proces in iternating in metal from the start

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 128 points 1 week ago (5 children)

If the choice is between being out $1,590 or plummeting to my death in order to save a few hundred bucks, then I'll just pay the $1,590.

They call it the Jesus Nut for a reason.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 66 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because it makes Jesus Nut?

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Because if it fails, only Jesus can save you

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago

That's what has me grinning! I'm not replacing a Jesus nut with anything that didn't come straight from the manufacturer.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I've actually flown Robinson helicopters, and there's no nut that looks like this on the helicopter.

So, probably a joke.

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[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 59 points 1 week ago (20 children)

No. No.

For this part? No. You want the real deal. The proper metal. The proper alloy, annealed correctly.

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 79 points 1 week ago (13 children)

I printed an ABS powerwheels gear out for a friend to test the fit. 100% infill, tt was chonky, was going to get it redone in nylon.

it fit and was ripped to shreds in 30 seconds :)

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[–] Elaine@lemmy.world 68 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Someone who owns a helicopter but is bitching about spending $1500???

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)

People think private pilots are rich because airplanes are expensive. They're not - they might be upper-middle class (with a mortgage and other debt) but most have to budget their aviation spending. Truly wealthy people don't fly their own planes, they hire pilots and crew, and probably have no idea what a Jesus nut looks like.

That said, this is obviously satire/bait.

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[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.zip 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I know the post is a joke but it's more like "somebody owns a helicopter rental business and they're bitching about repairs on helicopters they themselves don't pilot so they themselves aren't in danger"

[–] Tja@programming.dev 21 points 1 week ago (5 children)
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[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 17 points 1 week ago

Oh, this perspective didn't occur to me, it makes everything so much worse 😅

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[–] matlag@sh.itjust.works 66 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And now you've just given Boeing executives some great ideas how to further reduce costs! I don't thank you!!

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I have news for you:
3D printing is very common in the aviation industry by now.
They don't exactly use TPU and Bambulab printers, though... ;-)

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[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 59 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Big Helicopter hates this one weird trick:

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And so do the people inside the big helicopter!

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[–] Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

3d print part, with added shrinkage factor Finish 3d printed part. Cast the print in cement. Burn the plastic out the new mold. Fill mold with the alloy of your choice. Pre-finish, finish metal part. Congrats, many 1000s spent on furnace materials for a 1.5k part but a new understanding for lost wax casting.

3d printing is the king of prototyping. Just print the part with sprues and all. Do a one off, write SOPs, prepare for full production. Profit.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 80 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

Discover that 3d printing can't meet the precision requirements and cast metal won't meet the mechnaical requirements, gear shears, make peace with your fate, fall from sky onto local orphanage's annual puppy adoption drive.

[–] Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Those orphans aren't orphans any more... Progress.

Real talk I cast turbine blades for IGT and Aerospace (not an engineer, just a floor worker). It was my impression that inside those turbines is an incredibly hostile environment (hot, acidic, g-forces), and still we cast them. We did some single crystal stuff for the really demanding parts. Is cast metal really that flawed?

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Out of all of the things that you would want to be comfortable with taking risks on, the Jesus Nut on a helicopter is not one of them.

There are no fallbacks if that fails.

The only thing that can save you is a miracle from our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, if the Jesus Nut fails on your helicopter while you're in air.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

No, but metallurgy isn't a straightforward peocess like they were kinda implying. Gears, especially extremely high performance ones like in aerospace, have partial hardening, surface treatments, even exotic things like mixed alloys to ensure they meet the mechanical demands required of them. You can't simply cast a gear and expect it to work - in this case if you tried as they were describing you'd likely just have the teeth shear when you tried to take off and you'd be fine, but there's a real good reason that part costs as much as it does and it's not just the administrative costs that come with aviation part documentation requirements.

Casting itself is fine for many applications, and advanced casting techniques are incredibly complicated and suitable in one form or another for many applications, but not all things should be cast.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wasn’t there a news story recently where someone had actually done this and (obviously) died?

[–] Karjalan@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

Yeah, this is the before photo.

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[–] Canopyflyer@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

One time, this was back in my skydiving days so a very long time ago, the drop zone's CASA 212 was down due to a bad hydraulic pump. The pump finally arrived and the DZO asked me to help him install it. He was a certified A&P, I just had a lot of experience wrenching on cars but it allowed me to get a lot of free jumps due to helping him out on things like this.

He handed me the pump, which was a LOT lighter than I expected and told me with a smile: "Don't drop it."

In inquired as to how much it cost and he replied: "$10,000."

I was holding a pump in my hands that weighed barely 10 pounds that cost more than my car (this was circa 1998 or so).

A couple years later the igniter box on the port engine died and I helped him replace it... That was a cool $15000. The engines were about $250,000 a piece back in those days.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is that why those two helicopters crashed into each other in New Jersey?

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not likely, this would get ripped apart on engine start.

For a crash, you need to at least get to the part where you attempt a takeoff.

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[–] Canopyflyer@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You are ready to own an airplane if you can wake up in the morning, burn a $100 bill and flush it down the toilet without feeling anything.

You are ready to own a helicopter when you can do the same thing, except with ten $100 bills.

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[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] melfie@lemy.lol 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

With all the bad shit happening due to corrupt government agencies, it’s refreshing to read comments in this post about how the FAA is still anal as fuck like they should be, though flying on a Boeing still makes me nervous.

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Of course it's a joke, but I am genuinely curious about why the 3d printed part looks so shitty.

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[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Ok, i'll bite: 3D print... in what material?

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

it's a joke. Morons are crashing planes with 3D printed parts made with plastics designed for Pikachu figurines.

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[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 21 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Please tell me they're not done, and they're going to make a ceramic moulding of it, to pour a very strong alloy into... And have the competence in chemistry, metallurgy, metalwork and engineering to know they have the precision and strength to make it work.

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