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[–] Tja@programming.dev 34 points 6 days ago (2 children)

They don't even have 98% spelling accuracy, I some doubt the ftp server is gonna help.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 20 points 6 days ago

They got warez if you got project

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I was just thinking about ways to justify "have a ftp" server. The only defence I can think of is that they pronounce 'ftp' not as 'eff-tee-pee' but literally as 'ftp', a vowelless word.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 3 points 4 days ago

Maybe ‘feh-teh-peh’, but yeah, sometimes I see ‘an’ or ‘a’ where I don't expect them and am left wondering about mysterious ways of the English language

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 3 days ago

Considering that they are using 'u', 'plz' etc, I would have other things to question.

What are they even providing?

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

plz bruh, we even have telnet, u can trust, profesh work guarantee

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 10 points 5 days ago

That's like a subcontractor asking to be chosen because they have AI

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

for your Overloaded what?