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submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org to c/dankmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How did oil help catch him? You'd think it'd make it harder with him slipping out of their grasp.

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 2 points 4 days ago

Well it was baby oil, he wasn't very agile.

[–] Aarrodri@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What am I looking at?

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

i dont know shit about any of this .

why so much baby oil? whats the purpose?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Can you please reply with baby oil?

[–] roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago

Everyone always focuses on the baby oil, but the question I have is: what was his furniture budget like?

Was he constantly throwing out furniture with ruined upholstery, rugs, bedding, and mattresses or did he have something like a rubber room that could be hosed down?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

. . . Wait . . . is that . .

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

holy fuck, how large were these orgies? (i dont generally pay attention to celebrity court scandals)

[–] M137@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (4 children)

That's an AI image right? Everything just looks weird, like the perspective, sizes of everything, etc.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 4 days ago

Which of the 16 pixels in that image do you find odd

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Hard to tell. Such low resolution

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago

Nah, just grainy as hell. The perspective feels weird because of the industrial sized (but consumer shaped?) Baby oil on the right.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

what do you get when you plunder just the youngest, least ripe distillates from the petroleum table?