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[–] burgermeister@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 hours ago
[–] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

An HOA. Our leader is a Karen.

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 3 points 1 day ago
[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

A collection of retards

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

A schizophrenia.

[–] CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago

An embarrassment

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

A lecture... yeah, sorry, I am that guy and no fun at parties.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Well, technically, you could say a colony if we're counting all the beavers, but in general furries works just as well.

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago
[–] Jerkface@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

An insufferance of jerkfaces.

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Pack, at least that’s what our parents called us.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 2 points 1 day ago

A flundge. I'm not sure why, but it was the first thing that came to mind.

[–] YeahIgotskills2@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

An incompetence

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 67 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

Honestly, that's the most baddest one so far.

"Hey! You guys got a problem?"

[Menacingly] "Buddy, we are the problem."

[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Dirty Mike and the boys.

[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago
[–] nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 days ago

a liability

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

A successful cloning experiment

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] unknown@piefed.social 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

Chief tips holographic fedora

[–] ndupont@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago
[–] MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

A disappointment

[–] Alsjemenou@lemy.nl 3 points 2 days ago
[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 36 points 3 days ago (4 children)

A group of lemmy users is a commune.

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[–] ellypony@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] tal@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

In retrospect, asking a question that intrinsically depended upon English's many terms of venery on the furry-dense Threadiverse had been kind of lobbing a softball.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] confuser@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

A group of kangaroos is called a mob which is funny because they are super dangerous and seen as often as any other strays animals and basically can one punch you

[–] LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What's a word for stumbling like you're gonna fall hard and bad, but then somehow sticking the landing (that you weren't even aiming for) and at the same time, shooting a goal, you weren't aiming for, but just like once and that's it. That's what a group of me is called. I don't know if they've invented the word for it yet, though. I'll come up for it, one day, when I'm not trying and nobody is looking. But I'll know!

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Weebles wobble but they don't fall down

[–] fraksken@infosec.pub 1 points 1 day ago

Hadn't seen this one yet ...

awesome

[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago
[–] Zomg@piefed.world 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Everyone acting like they're a misery to be around with these names.

I'm sure many of you are okay people on your own, be more positive about yourself.

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[–] Pappabosley@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

A conundrum

[–] presoak@lazysoci.al 2 points 2 days ago

A group of me is an ass burger

A Magic tournament

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago (6 children)

A group of me is a "Linux Install Party".

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[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago
[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

An exhaustion of Pauls

[–] alfonsothemonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

A Session or Sesh for short

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago
[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

A confusion

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