You forgot between the evening and late evening: Argue with other Fediverse users for few hours about which linux is the good linux first
this post was submitted on 31 Dec 2025
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You forgot between the evening and late evening: Argue with other Fediverse users for few hours about which socialism is the good socialism first
Lmaooooo
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Half of the Fediverse is just far left politics. You have to at least spend a few hours a day engaging in some internal infighting over something trivial or coming up with unhinged takes or calling everything a lib before patting yourself on the back for being a hard working revolutionary.
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Meow for ninety minutes straight
wdym "straight"
TI Graphing calculator, not a graphic calculator.
I’ll see myself out thank you
Certified true user.
I actually even double checked that it hadn’t changed since the last time I used one! Ha
They were really fun to play with during class though.
Where is admonish everyone else for not being exactly the right amount and kind of leftist?
Mods will delete your comment and ban you immediately if you don’t follow the party line.
Actual discourse between different ideas, convictions, and worldviews is suprisojgly rare between Lemmyings.
Hey you- you reading this, try talking to someone on the fediverse who's perspective you dont understand. Share what you think and try to understand what they do :)
We're all just here escaping the corporate dystopia. Reject the engagement-centric rage bait socialization we've all been handed and be curious about whatever weird belief system or ideology that internet rando has. We can build a different culture here, its not too late
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Meow for 90 minutes straight? This person knows nothing of the fediverse
Yeah, it's dye hair first (other acceptable colors are purple, pink, and so on), then meow for 90 minutes!
found this picture today that perfectly sums it up:
"for ninety minutes straight"
False. We don't do anything straight for any amount of time
Fake and gay
detected
Linux
instead of
GNU/Linux
I'd like to interject for a moment...
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Blocking OP for lack of alt text.
Fake. No beans, moths, corn…
Or jeans, pondering orbs, or Taylor Swift's jet... and not even one Star Trek/Wars/LOTR reference!?
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4½ hours? Whoa look at sleeping beauty over here bragging about how much sleep they get.
3 am
i have found the phone's battery is a surprisingly good estimate of how i feel myself
Oh wow, you wake up early
Knowing it’s way past time to go to bed when you start to see memes in German on your feed
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Also: "Why doesn't the Fediverse have a larger user base?"
The gender flag glitch totally makes this.
Transcription
A Mastodon post by "YasEen :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag:" @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone.
DAY IN THE LIFE OF A TRUE FEDIVERSE USER
Morning: Eat pronouns cereal for breakfast
Afternoon: Meow for ninety minutes straight and then dye hair blue
Evening: Fediblock an Instance because one of their users forgot to CW for tomatoes in their post
Late evening: Install Linux on a TI graphic calculator, but only the good kind of Linux
Night: Stay up until 3 am and only get 4½ h sleep
It’s missing “debate who the true bringers of liberation will be: the Judean People’s Front or the People’s Front of Judea”
Splitter!
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Next morning: Self-diagnose clear signs of sleep deprivation as being ADHD or ASD.
Next afternoon: Google a lot of stuff about neurodivergence but tell everyone you used Duck Duck Go.
Next evening: Look around Lemmy for comments to reply to with all the stuff just learned from Google, even if they're half a year old.
Next late evening: Remember to eat.
Next night: Stay up until 5am complaining about the man, anxiety, and ongoing struggles of a fried brain. Get 3 hours sleep.
I've been here since the APIcolypse, and I understood about half of the OP, but you get my upvote, anyway.
My defining moment of the fediverse is when I made a stupid joke asking about Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and was told the short answer was Capitalism.
Most of the post is geared more towards Mastodon/microblogiverse content, rather than Lemmy/threadiverse stuff. There's a lot of cultural overlap, but where they diverge, this post aims for the former.
You neglected: Call everyone to the Left of you a "liberal" before bemoaning the lack of solidarity on the Left.
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