Our old master taught us not to build a portal to the dimension of untold horrors. He said, "are you nuts? There's nothing but untold horrors in there!"

But then we realized that if we didn't build a portal to the dimension of untold horrors, that our competitors might build a portal to the dimension of untold horrors before we could. Therefore we built a portal to the dimension of untold horrors.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Therefore we built a portal to the dimension of untold horrors.

And we only found a dimension full of nothing but untold horrors there.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Extradimensional Glory Hole

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

"Yea I know a guy"

uncontrollable screaming

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

Is this why I randomly got hit with a rock the other day?

[–] knowone@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 week ago

Gotta see how many interests we share

[–] standarduser@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Wizards only fools

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

This is my Cleric in my current D&D campaign. Demon gets summoned through a portal, kills the summoner instead of the party, asks if anyone wants to have a look. Well I'm playing a Knowledge Cleric, I need to know what's on the other side of that portal. Sure enough, dimension of untold horrors, but now I know.