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The banana is conveniently placed directly in front of your eyes

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[–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 hours ago

All these people saying the banana isn't that big clearly have never heard of forced perspective. The banana is just way closer to the camera duh.

C o s m i c B a n a n a

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Banana should be placed in your mouth, not onto your face.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 8 hours ago

Now you tell me, after I've already ended up with 'nana nose.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 26 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

That’s silly. Here, I added an actual to-scale banana to this photo:

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 3 points 12 hours ago

Where's Wally?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 hours ago

Is the banana pissing a stream of light out of its cloaca?

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago

This demonstrates distance, not size

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 5 points 12 hours ago (3 children)
[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 hours ago

My spoon is too big.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Up in a tree

[–] Matty_r@programming.dev 3 points 11 hours ago

Look at me move!

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 3 points 10 hours ago

Inb4 there being a banana sized galaxy and black holes are just a distraction.