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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 20 minutes ago

First you need to stop companies from polluting the rivers.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 hours ago

Romans had hyperloop water 2000 years ago.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

B-but that doesn't produce enough plastic waste!!

[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 13 points 3 hours ago

I'm sure enough micro plastic has found its way into it.

[–] Armand1@lemmy.world 114 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 66 points 6 hours ago

When I was a kid, I asked my parents why our houses didn't have toothpaste pipes in addition to water ones. I'm strangely pleased to see Amazon thinking the same way.

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 49 points 6 hours ago (6 children)

It’s wild how ideas like Hyperloop were seen as reasonable ideas 10 years ago. The naivety.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 hour ago

The hyper loop was stolen from a European design from the 90s. It was even featured on an episode of Modern Marvels back then.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 35 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

No, it was insane back then, people were just too busy sucking elons dick like he was the second coming of Nikola Tesla instead of the hack Nazi he is.

I distinctly remember articles from the time calling out the hyper loop as a bullshit method to stop public transit. I'm entirely unsurprised California fell for the monorail salesman instead of just building the fucking rail system

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 34 points 5 hours ago

Not everyone was fooled. I think not most people. There was a just a lot of hype about it, and politicians tried to grift it. Irrelevant pun duly noted.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Even universities fell for the ruse. Like so much talent was wasted by having these hyperloop university projects.

And even if it was physically possible to build one it would cost multiple times more than just building a maglev line. Not to mention the maintenance it requires.

[–] frizzo@piefed.social 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

As if universities aren't in on the capitalism grift.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 5 points 58 minutes ago

A lot of people's don't understand the business of universities. It's not education.

The students are there as fundraisers. The ones who get scholarships are there to boost the reputation and desirability of the school and/or provide free labor.

Professors have the "publish or perish" rule for the same reason. They work their ass off 40 hours a week all year, but only about 10-15 are directly related to education, and that's only 30 weeks of the year (38 if they're also teaching summer courses). The rest of the time they're doing research to boost the university's prestige and get those juicy patents and grants.

And once you've gone into debt for 20 years to get the degree, they'll hound you for donations through the alumni foundation until the heat death of the universe.

[–] Zombie@feddit.uk 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I give you, the ~~Springfield~~ California ~~Monorail~~ Hyperloop!

https://youtu.be/taJ4MFCxiuo

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The irony of the hyper loop actually killing a proper high speed rail system is just 👨‍🍳💋

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago

I think it was the whole purpose of it

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

FWIW I think there's still some merit in maglev vactrains that aren't tied to someone who was only pushing it to get public infrastructure projects cancelled with the goal of selling more cars.

At least there are seemingly serious academics and engineers still researching and developing the concept anyway.

[–] WhirlpoolBrewer@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I'm no authority on anything involved in such an idea, but I just can't imagine how the economics of a vacuum tunnel could be viable. The maintenance costs on constantly running lots of industrial scale vacuums sounds crazy expensive. I hate trying to keep good suction out my vacuum cleaner and imagine at huge scales things get harder, not easier. Maybe there are clever people who have a solution for that and it's not a big deal though. No clue.

[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 hour ago

Not to speak of the fact that things at that scale never stay in place, and cracks and fissures will inevitably form. With the pressure of a vacuum it could be catastrophic.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 2 points 1 hour ago

The vacuum problems kill the Hyperloop design just like they kill any major mass launcher ideas from Earth. On the Moon both will work great.

Mass rail transit itself is something that ought to be more wide spread. Just not like that.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 19 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

My tap water comes from ancient underground aquifers. While I realize it's not sustainable for centuries, for now we have pretty damn good municipal water. The only thing is slightly high, naturally occurring arsenic levels, which I filter out, but it's probably not necessary.

Nonetheless, people here complain about our water like it's Flint, MI. and buy bottled water?

My water/sewer bill is $50/mo. for two people. Some of my neighbors are paying hundreds a month. I don't know what they're doing with their water, but it's a choice they're making, my bill is proof.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Funny thing is, bottled water has extremely high levels of microplastics.

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Water? You mean like in the toilet?

[–] greencactus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Electrolytes!

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Needs more AI or blockchain.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

In capitalist America, water consumes AI!