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[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

Wait until you meet Biggus Dickus!

[–] tipicaldik@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago

JefF Foxworthy's routine about that was pretty funny... He rambled through all the different body parts whose size could indicate a man has a big dick; his feet, hands, ears, nose, etc... "Well he needs to be packing because he's probably one goofy looking SOB.."

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

He's got a small car and big shoes.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That means he has two big dicks

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's multiplicative not additive stacking.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Sorry, my bad. Here’s the corrected calculation:

(big + dick) * (big + dick) = big² + 2*big*dick + dick²

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Dick is a constant and Size is the modifier. If it worked the way you described then everybody could gain or remove a dick with ease.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes yes, those exist, they’re called strap ons.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They’re nice cuz you can rent them out when you don’t need it.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

But sometimes you go out and drink a bit too much and wake up with a hangover and your penis is missing. Again.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You can do that, they're called strapons.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Strapons wouldn't exist if "you can do that".

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You can't put on or take off a strapon?

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

In the hypothetical world where they don't exist because you can magically conjure or remove a penis by putting on shoes?

EDIT: Actually, I take it back, because in the assumption of the penises being functional it might be preferable in some circumstances to use a fake one.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Maths isn't my forte but what I think you're saying is if I accept/imbibe/inhale/allow entry of a big dick (or two) then that makes my dick bigger?
Brb...

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 3 points 3 weeks ago

Well it makes you have a big dick, not your dick though

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

It's a super penis. It has two barrels.

[–] mech@feddit.org 17 points 3 weeks ago

He's already inside him in the last panel.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 weeks ago

I have unusually large feet, I drive a small car... It may be anecdotal, but I'm the exception that proves the rule

[–] BlackRoseAmongThorns@slrpnk.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

Forget about Clussy, make way for the Click 😤

[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I have a Mini. That's why I drive a Hummer.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago

Do they stack? If so, additively or multiplicatively? Is this the new dick meta?

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Also applies to hands

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Ya'll know the big feet / big hands thing is bullshit, right?

https://factbasedurology.com/penis-size/shoe-size-link/

The set of genes at play with those things is totally unrelated to dick size, there's no correlation, no causal mechanism.

The only thing that even barely correlates is just your height, and its a very weak correlation.

... The overcompensating via a large/flashy/expensive car thing though?

Well, there's a very well established phenomenon of male insecurity re their dick size, and overcompensating is a well established psychological phenomenon.

Very plausible, but I'm not aware of any studies that have actually been done on exactly that.

(As a bonus: studies also show that women are generally fairly bad at estimating the actual size of a dick, and are generally abysmal at guessing how common dicks of whichever size actually are... though most men are also pretty bad at that last part too.)

The main thing that a guy can do to... not actually have a bigger dick, but appear to...

Is work off belly flab and pubic area fat.

Mt Rainier is not the tallest mountain in the contiguous US, but it is the most prominent, ie, tallest compared to what surrounds it.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Counterpoint: I am an autist. =P

[–] BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

Most valid counter.

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

my clock is leaking , is that normal?

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Small car big shoes. They call him the slab.