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I loved that guy - and Rick Sanchez abusing them.
This is the most Aperture-ass warning sign ever, and I need it in my life immediately.
Oh man I need that bottom one for my bottle of Rapid Remover
I had some of those on as wallpapers for years.
What is this? Surely not legitimate old timey warning labels. What are these from?
from the game Portal 2 judging by the crosshair and Aperture markings on the picture. Likely from the cabe johnson era facility levels.
Hmmm, I only played the first one. I guess I forgot that aperture was company in the game's name. It's been a while.
Do catch up on Portal 2 when you can - even just the JK Simmons voice acting makes it worth it IMO.
Cave Johnson is disappointed that you spelled his name as “Cabe Johnson”. Watch out for lemons after dark.
What?
IOT = Internet of Things, i.e. appliances and stuff that connect to the internet. These often have very poor security, so the joke is that there's no S in IOT.
What?
what?
I asked, "what?"
And i asked what you asked what.
Nobody reads signs just remove the chip.
Where I work genuinely has hundreds of devices that must be networked but should never be on the internet.
Industrial manufacturing?
Yeah I see people bitching about their TV showing ads on menus and I'm wondering why the hell anyone would hook a smart TV to the internet in the first place.
Well I do know some of them won't work until you set them up with an account, i.e. the cheaper Roku TVs. That being said, I'd disconnect it right after.
Because that's how you get access to most of the functionality people would want a smart TV for.
Sure you can just hook it up to cable and a blu ray player but most people want a smart TV to stream from Hulu or other services.
You can set up a local service to stream video from your own media server, but that's beyond most users technically
the answer is consumerism
STL?
Not the exact same but https://www.printables.com/model/1327860-do-not-connect-machine-to-internet-sign
Perfection! Thanks!
The pictogram on this one makes more sense IMO
Please please please - lemme connect to tha grid real quick!