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[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 hours ago

Are we all ignoring Mrs. I Love Fiber???

[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 14 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Why do Americans give Santa cookies and milk? He's not 5 years old. Leave him a glass of water, and a couple of ibuprofen. He's not feeling great after every child in Britain left him a mince pie and an alcoholic beverage.

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 6 points 2 hours ago

Ibuprofen and alcohol do not mix well. Well except you want totally get hammered

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

The list of vegan crimes keeps mounting:

  1. This poster is one of the worst things I've ever seen.
  2. Vegans will lie to your face about how good oat milk is. (You made my coffee taste like porridge, you bastards!)

(/hj)

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 hours ago

Yeah I like non dairy milks, especially soy and nutmilks, but oat milk is just watery oatmeal...

[–] frizzo@piefed.social 4 points 4 hours ago

Yeah who drinks milk that isn't a child anyway? Fuck your oat And almond milk.

[–] Cnote5@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)
[–] halvar@lemy.lol 5 points 5 hours ago

This is like those Onion comics. Like literally, this could be an Onion comic.

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

this has gotta be AI generated right? they really have no sense of shame at all

[–] Micromot@piefed.social 12 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Doesn't look like ai so maybe they paid an artist

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Something about it does seem a little off, like they missed a line when they traced the hand so it looks like his finger is broken, but I don't think it was AI...?

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 hour ago

It looks like a composite. Like they did the main image with AI then touched up some areas or something. It really gives off the slop vibe but not fully.

[–] Redacted@lemmy.zip 15 points 10 hours ago

He quite famously doesn't like a little naughty

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 8 hours ago

We stan a vegan king!

This sentence is the origin story of the Arxur in Nature Of Predators

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 27 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I eat dairy still but oat milk is tasty af tbh

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

No. Macadamia butt milk is superior.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Ooooh (except for the butt part, what)
I love me some macadamia nuts

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I tried to type nut, but my keyboard autocorrect kept changing it to but, so I decided to roll withit lol

[–] J92@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

I have a butt, Greg. Can you milk me??

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 hours ago

That does make sense, and I should have been able to guess that by context, but it is much funnier this way

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Legit. Gotta be fresh, homemade stuff can be slimy. But oat milk is dank.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

How do you find the oat nipples, let alone grasp them?

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 12 hours ago

Oats are actually the nipples of a tiny cow.

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 4 hours ago

lol. In this new vegan-Santa era, are there no more enslaved reindeer? Have all of the cookies been replaced with vegan options? His suit is most definitely real fur. Judging by the gut, the man loves a juicy ribeye, smothered in butter and onions, daily.

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Fuck peta, Milk everything!

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 hours ago

Fuck milk, peta everything?

[–] riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 7 hours ago

fuck peta, milk everyone who consents