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[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 hours ago

If that's like actually chain links then that thing is really likely to pinch

And NGL that sounds horrifying

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] io@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 hours ago

name checks out

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 6 points 8 hours ago

Weak to ~~penetrating~~ piercing attacks but at least you aren't getting slashed a new one.

Also, I'm not into twerking but for this I would def make an asmr exception.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 11 hours ago (5 children)

got a question: how can i get such a bum?

[–] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 7 hours ago

Estrogen and squats

[–] implosive_sprig@beehaw.org 11 points 9 hours ago
[–] ozymandias@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 hours ago

there are exercises you can do for that

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 8 hours ago

That's such an Igor question to ask ...

[–] betahack@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago

🤔......that's gonna chafe

[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 38 points 14 hours ago
[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 43 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Why is this totally working for me?

[–] Mexigore@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago

Fr new kink unlocked

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 10 points 11 hours ago

To shreds you say?

[–] morto@piefed.social 14 points 13 hours ago

I thought it was crochet mimicking chainmail ,but is it actually chainmail??

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 68 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Ain’t nobody shanking me in the butt again.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 66 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

I have bad news for you there. Chainmail's good against slashing not shanking. Too many little holes to be poked through.

[–] SmoochyPit@lemmy.ca 72 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Hehe they can poke through my hole if they want 👉👈

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 points 4 hours ago

That'd be a tiny poker to get through that.

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 36 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Then you don't need the chainmail

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 12 points 12 hours ago

I like to present the illusion of a challenge.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 14 hours ago

You seem fun

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 21 points 17 hours ago

Narrator: But he was INDEED shanked in his butt.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Probably help against paddles and shit? Wouldn't sting as much.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

No, the shit would squeeze right through.

[–] UnGlasierteGurke@feddit.org 74 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

isn't chain mail prone to pinching your skin?

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 91 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

It will also completely remove hair if worn over a hairy patch too long.

I dare you to ask me how I know.

[–] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 52 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 91 points 17 hours ago (5 children)

Nope chainmail shirt. If worn without something under it, every hair on your front and back will wrap around the links.

It took three strong guys to get me out and it sounded a lot like painful velcro.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 33 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip 13 points 16 hours ago

This joke doesn't have enough votes, have mine

[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 23 points 16 hours ago

Ow ow ouch oof that hurt to read

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 points 14 hours ago

So best to shave first?

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 6 points 14 hours ago

I'm sorry for your loss.

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 17 hours ago

Noooooooooooo……. 🙀💀💀

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 9 points 12 hours ago

You're always supposed to wear padding under chain mail to spread out the force and keep the rings from embedding into the skin when hit.

[–] sulgoth@lemmy.world 50 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Just wear underwear under your underwear.

[–] UnGlasierteGurke@feddit.org 23 points 18 hours ago

🙂‍↔️where's the fun in that

[–] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 43 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] gamis44@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

That’s a steal for pure mithril!

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 9 points 12 hours ago

Time to watch "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" again.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 13 hours ago

i had no idea what a bloomer is - but now I looked it up-

[–] Cnote5@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] GooseGang@beehaw.org 16 points 15 hours ago

I’ve made simple chain mail gloves, but this looks crazy to make!! The pleats are super neat. It’s bound to be heavy though?