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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Try cinnabar

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 120 points 3 days ago (12 children)
[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 50 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If we're talking about licking it in it's solid state, I don't think solid hydrogen or helium would be in a lickable state.

ESPECIALLY solid helium, which needs to be at a temperature LESS than 3 Kelvin AND at 26 times atmospheric pressure. Not "OR", AND

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 43 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You don't need to sell it to me, I wanted to try before.

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

"Go for it you seductive tortoise; find that Helium rock and lick it." is a strange sentence I never wanted to think of, but here we are

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 33 points 3 days ago (3 children)

A good start but Na and Cl are both individually as you really shouldn't, put them together and you have tasty rocks.

[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 9 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Das Lecken der elementaren Salzbildner ist strengstens verboten.

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[–] ttyybb@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago

Must be a reason something's yellow and not red, so should be fine

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[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hell yeah, brother, fight the system! Don't let Big Geology tell you want to do! Eat those rocks!

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Orpiment looks citrus-flavored, but when you lick it, it's actually garlic-flavoured! These secrets have been hidden from us! Add crushed orpiment to your dishes instead of garlic!

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 30 points 3 days ago (5 children)
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[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] jambudz@lemmy.zip 43 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Lead and antimony are both sweet

And orpiment (arsenic sulfide) tastes like garlic!

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 days ago

Uranium is ... spicy.

I know antimoney is sweet. That's why I'm broke.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago
[–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean, ice is technically a mineral so, that's at least two tasty rocks

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Like lava but gets hard at 0°C instead of 1000+.

[–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I'm not a geologist so my explanation might not be 100% correct, but a mineral is a bunch of molecules set up in a crystalline pattern, so ice is a mineral form of water. Or, water is the lava of ice, ice being technically a rock.

[–] 5too@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That part tracks, nice!

Is it tasty, though?

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

You could freeze juice

[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 20 points 3 days ago

Bro never smoked crack.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 3 days ago (3 children)

While it may or may not meet your contextual definition of 'rock',... lead tastes somewhat sweet, apparently.

The Romans boiled grape juice in lead pots to produce a kind of syrup that was used to sweeten wine.

Lead is uh, a neurotoxin and likely carcinogen, so probably don't lick the sweet rocks too much.

According to:

https://galleries.com/minerals/property/taste.htm

... apparently borax tastes sweet and... alkaline?

Chalcantite is described as 'sweet metalic and slightly poisonous.'

Melanterite is apparently 'sweet, astringent and metallic.'

Leaded wine is thought to be the cause of Beethoven’s deafness

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[–] cobalt32@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 3 days ago

Baking soda, baking powder, and cream of tartar are minerals used for baking. Not very tasty on their own though.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago
[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

Been there done that. In ancient China, there was a psychoactive drug made out of five kinds of minerals.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold-Food_Powder

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Average day of a geologist

[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Those fuckers will lick anything.

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MSG seems to be the even better rock

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Full circle and back to the Paleolithic!

Reminder that Jan Zalasiewicz received an Ig Nobel price in 2023 "for explaining why many scientists like to lick rocks."

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 17 points 3 days ago

our body needs so many minerals so yes

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Lead tastes quite sweet from what I hear

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[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago

And on this day, a geologist was born

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 days ago

He gonna be disappointed until he tries crack rock

[–] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The other first-column chloride salts are mostly edible at some level. Potassium chloride is used in some low-sodium foods, I think. I saw a couple Aussies on YouTube once going down the column and putting them all on fries. Not sure if I'd be able to find it again though, it was pretty old

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