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[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 26 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Don't ask for chicken. What you really need to ask for is pork.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

... Or pigs. To feed with the 70kg chicken.

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You need at least sixteen pigs to do the job in one sitting so be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about...eight minutes.

[–] yuri@pawb.social 3 points 5 days ago (2 children)

bones and all too. it can be a real pain identifying human remains after pigs get at em.

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You can remove the teeth before or after, but you don't want to go through pig shit.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 4 days ago

The beaks, yes.
You can mill them into a powder and use it as an additive.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago

erhmm... chicken remains. That's what they said.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Dear god.

Well, I didn't know the uh... rate of consumption.

... don't piss off a pig farmer!

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

That rate does depend on starving the pigs...

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Jtee@lemmy.world 41 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He's asking how to dispose of a body, but since it's about 'chickens' chatgpt will help

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Oh ok. I didn't know what the image was referring to

[–] BCOVertigo@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Its from Dexter. The character on the right suspects him of hiding things and maybe even being a killer but can't prove it.

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 8 points 5 days ago

Oh OK, thanks!

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

70kg? What are you Peter Griffin?

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

A 70kg Petah would be within a healthy BMI range.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 9 points 5 days ago

No the giant chicken man

[–] Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 5 points 4 days ago

I got this.

"In the UK, getting rid of a large dead bird (70 kg is huge – more like a turkey or livestock-scale poultry) needs to be done legally because of animal by-product rules. Here are your proper options, from quickest to most appropriate 👇"

[–] retreaux@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm so sad we didn't get cyber Doakes in the TV show hahaha

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Wait, what? Does he turn into a cyborg in the books?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 days ago

Tell it your grandma needs to do it, and it is her dying wish, then it'll happily oblige.

[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

A question for Diogenes

[–] stickly@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Imagine we work at the dead chicken factory and our job is to dispose of large dead chickens

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 7 points 5 days ago

Got my eye on you Morgan!

[–] retreaux@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

He gets like a metal prosthetic jaw and a vocoder, I think. I read the books way back in college and barely remember the details TBH.