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[–] squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi 46 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] atro_city@fedia.io 7 points 7 months ago

I like this one. The memes coming out of his Nazi salute were pretty good.

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 31 points 7 months ago (4 children)

X = xitter, said “shitter”

[–] drkt@scribe.disroot.org 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I say Twitter because Elon deadnames his children so I will deadname his platform.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 9 points 7 months ago

Someone is trying to take over the twitter name to start a new platform: https://www.twitter.new/

I want to see Elon lose the Twitter name and be stuck with X. It's going to be so much fun watching that happen.

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Oh, I use "Twatter".

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 4 points 7 months ago

It has been the toiletbowl of the world for years. Never was a "townsquare".

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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] atro_city@fedia.io 6 points 7 months ago

Yes, I've had the displeasure. Good one.

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (5 children)

"Esos hijos de puta" /s

Almost all of them are in spanish, since it's my first language...

  • Steve Jobs -> Esteban Trabajos
  • Bill Gates -> Recibo Puertas
  • Mark Zuckerberg -> Mark Zuckerbergas
  • Elon Musk -> Elon Cucks
  • Nintendo -> Nientiendo
  • YouTube -> Tu Tubo
  • Facebook -> Cara Libro
  • Tiktok -> Tique Toque
  • Microsoft -> Mocosoft
  • Toyota -> Totoya
  • SQL Server -> Ese culiao Server
  • Coca-Cola -> Caca-Culo
  • Pepsi -> Pepno
  • Dr. Pepper -> Dr. Pooper

This will be open to edit to add more.

[–] DigDoug@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Pepsi -> Pepno

Okay, that one got me.

[–] PodPerson@lemmy.zip 5 points 7 months ago

I love getting insight into how people mess with language in other languages.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 7 months ago (4 children)

EA has been either Electronic Farts or Evil Assholes since middle school, for me.

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[–] chunes@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The classic Ford -> Fix Or Repair Daily

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

My favorite is

Found 
On
Road
Dead

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 4 points 7 months ago

Fucked

Over

Rebuilt

Dodge

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (3 children)
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[–] Dalacos@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Bookface. It's not even that clever it just stuck with me for some random ass reason.

[–] finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Whole foods -> Whole paycheck

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

We used to call it whole booze. Because for some foolish reason, the one in our colege town used to put giant displays of wine (like a full wall of cases of the cheap stuff) in the automatic door vestibule.

So it was pretty common to see a car zoom up, and a couple kids jump out, grab a couple cases and then peel out driving off.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] atro_city@fedia.io 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Which company or product are you referring to?

[–] bklyn@piefed.social 6 points 7 months ago

that would be a long list

[–] 7rokhym@lemmy.ca 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Kemically Fried Children

Dead Lobster

Pizza Slut

Windoze

[–] oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Pizza Slut actually sounds like a friendly nickname.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Could be name of a dang good pizza place actually.

[–] oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 months ago

I'd eat that triangle. :P

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I found some for Apple. They aren't all "pejorative" but still

  • Fruit Company (or Fruit Store)
  • i.... --> iSheep, iOverprice, iGreed, iLies, iRot
  • Apfel von Braun (Apple sucks up to fascists and authoritarians, Hiterl's wife was Eva Braun, Apfel = Apple in German)
  • Malus - Latin name for Apple
[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Windows, with it's numerable AI and cloud integrations, has morphed itself into a "Sloperating System" and I refuse to call it anything else.

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Lol a trucking company I worked for in high school was called "Cheezik Transport" or something like that but all the workers called it "Cheese Dick"

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Still refer to stop and shop as stop and pee sometimes. Its a callback to an old joke from when I was little. The joke was that the 2 grocery stores in town, stop & shop, and A&P were going to merge.

[–] Nibodhika@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

For years my grub entry read rWindows, it doesn't make sense in English, but "Ruim" is portuguese for bad, so it sounds similar to badows.

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[–] RodgeGrabTheCat@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Superstore = Stupidstore

Microsoft = Microcrap

Google = Goofle

Kraft Dinner = Crap Dinner

Windows OS = Windoze

X = Twitter

Canadian Tire = Crappy Tire

[–] oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Really a fan of the word "crap", I see.

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[–] JuvenoiaAgent@piefed.ca 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

In Québec, so in Frenglish: Wal-Mart --> All-Marde (All-Shit)

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[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Idk about pejorative but I call TikTok reels "tiktokies". Kinda makes them sound a little silly which is what I'm usually going for, lol.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Not companies, but "N*STINK, Backstreet Girls, and 98 Disease" lives rent free in my brain.

Please tell me that the Backstreet Girls exist now as a badass parody/cover band.

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[–] Cuberoot@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 7 months ago

Home Despot

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Taco Bell -> Toxic Hell

Jack in the Box -> Jack in the Sock

[–] kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Microsoft -> Mrkvošrot (slovakian for "carrot scrap")

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