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FYI this is Charlie Kirk's widow

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[–] Knightfox@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

One of my coworkers is a conspiracy theorist liberal (believes the pyramids were made by aliens as an example).

He believes that Peter Thiel had Charlie Kirk assassinated so that JD Vance could marry Erica Kirk to boost him for a run for Presidency. He believes that Vance's wife will get bumped off sometime in the next 1.5 years, Vance will grieve for 0.5 years, he will announce his run for Presidency, and then get married to Erica 0.5 months before the election. Every single step matches the timeline to create sympathy and boost a political run.

This shit is crazy, but it's just crazy enough I could see the timeline where this happens.

[–] SattaRIP@lemmy.blahaj.zone 136 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Her husband's death is the best thing that's happened to her.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When the only people who like you are evil assholes who can benefit from your death, nobody is sad if you die.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Proverbs 11:10

When the righteous prosper, the city rejoices; when the wicked perish, there are shouts of joy.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

she was alot older than he was, before her profession as kirks wife, she was trafficking in a romanian orphan, and she was one of TRUMPs pagent bimbos. she mostly stayed out of public eye until kirk died. probably a staged marriaged in order grift/convert the masses to conservative sphere.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Five years is a lot? They got married at 28/33, which doesn’t feel like a large age difference to me at all.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

33?? That's twice as old as the recommended marrying age for conservative women. Truly shocking.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 62 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It is so weird how all of these right wing nut jobs are horrible people

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hmmm. There's an interesting set of overlaps to be explored.

[–] Karjalan@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Except it's a perfect singular circle

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ehhh. I was a theater major. There were some horrible nut jobs in there who were absolutely not right wing.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Agreed, but I think there is more overlap than what is shown. If you're right wing in the US today, there's a very good chance you're horrible and also a nut job.

[–] Instigate@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago

‘Right Wing’ shouldn’t be its own circle. It’s the interstice between ‘Nut Jobs’ and ‘Horrible People’.

[–] 48954246@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago

The three stages of grift

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yikes, it's like she's empty behind the eyes.

[–] proudblond@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Not even sure how you can see her eyes behind the layers and layers of false eyelashes.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Maybe the reason genAI fucks up the eyes so often and makes them grey, soulless slurries is because they were trained on Erika Kirk.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

to her hide her lack of soul in her eyes of course, whom she sold to a demon.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

she sold her soul to have kirk" neck surgery so she can be the sole proprietor of his estate.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a great racket if you can get it. I can't imagine the money she's pulling in right now.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Damn, I should have paid that guy to shoot him years ago."

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Honestly would not be surprised if that thought has crossed her mind.

[–] kingofras@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s so easy to imagine she gets mad when their kids bring up their dad to her.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She’s just glad she didn’t have to plan the murder.

[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago

Or did she?

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think the spirit that shrank his face is causing her face to grow.

Fetal alcohol syndrome is the gift that keeps on giving.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

She's been getting that JD dick. That's why she's so happy. His brown wife couldn't go to heaven, so he found a white lady who can. Good job, JD and Erika shitheads.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I guess she dresses up as a couch

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Isn't there a pic of her on stage with JD while wearing leather pants?

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Her mourning pants yeah lol

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gross, everybody knows that Davenports are in style.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Chesterfields**

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Is that why she dresses like a couch?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 0 points 1 week ago

JD is gay, and Peter Theil holds his tight leash. Fact.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

One thing I am glad about is realizing i don't even know her name and I am ok with that. Charlie widow is fine by me, although if someone were to ask her about Charlie today she would probably say "Charlie who?".

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago

You forgot about the stage where she gropes her husband's best friend on stage, in front of his wife.

when do we get to this stage of grief: