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[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 13 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Reminds me of bad old days when Ukrainian cops were the worst shit. Like - plant evidence and arrest you worst shit, beat you up in the alley because you look weird shit. You see a cop - you go the opposite side of the street as far as possible because that motherfucker will have a problem with you. And then one day - the government pulled the trigger on the police reform, fired pretty much anyone with any kind of negative rep and replaced them with new recruits and it is almost as if years of fucked up bullshit were all just the bad dream.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 53 minutes ago

I guess Ukraine didn't push enough propaganda on you to convince half your population that cops abusing your rights, and killing people at will, is great for Ukraine!

That's how we do it in America, the GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE World!®

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 11 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The reason that police departments don’t sell beefcake calendars like fire departments do is because there aren’t enough cops without Nazi tattoos

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 52 minutes ago
[–] Acid_Burn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

Upvote for Ghüs too! Saga is amazing

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 hour ago

Still waiting for Miley Cyrus Linux.

[–] elbiter@lemmy.world 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

A bit more and he gets it.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 52 minutes ago

No, he won't.

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 43 points 8 hours ago
[–] EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 hours ago

A bit of an aside, but Saga is a great comic. Everyone should read it.

[–] bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world 163 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Hint:

Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 23 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

“Yes, Sir, I will do what you tell me!”

-TheGreatWhiteNorthFreePress

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 43 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

That would make a kickass lyric someone should put that in a song

[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 20 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Another great line you're good at this.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 7 hours ago

I won't do what you tell me

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 10 points 9 hours ago

Yes, THE anthem for police forces!

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 69 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

SOME OF THOSE WHO WORK FORCES, ARE THE SAME THAT BURN CROSSES

[–] masta_chief@sh.itjust.works 32 points 11 hours ago

Some of those that burn crosses Are the same that hold office

(from the show outside the DNC in 2000. Watch it if you haven't)

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 47 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Killing in the name of! Killing in the name of.

[–] richardwallass@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 hours ago

The best of both worlds

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ArrowMax@feddit.org 4 points 8 hours ago

Jeff-fa-fa!

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 58 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

That's not even what a "misnomer" is.

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 4 points 1 hour ago

Good catch. I overlooked that, overshadowed by the fail of missing the insinuation in the whimsical analogy.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 33 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It's a female gnome, right?

[–] kelseybcool@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Yes; specifically an unmarried one.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 59 minutes ago* (last edited 59 minutes ago) (1 children)

... miznomer.

Possibly married. Possibly not.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 50 minutes ago

Female Gnomes have beards, making them Trans.

I don't know what to do with information, but I'm sure a MAGA would have lots of ideas.

[–] SereneSadie@quokk.au 11 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

The whole thread is aptly described by the title, as is the choice of where to post this.

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[–] ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca 94 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

The Great White North Free Press is a far right white nationalist independent "news" media. They're not getting it on purpose. 

[–] 18107@aussie.zone 59 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it."

- Upton Sinclair

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Where you stand depends on where you sit.

  • Rufus Miles
[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

I came in like a wrecking ball

  • Miley Cyrus
[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I recently watched a video responding to a video about Supergirl. Idiot needs Supergirl to be bad so he can complain about it; his channel depends on complaining about popular movies. He complains that she shouldn't be able to get drunk because alcohol doesn't affect kryptonians. Someone explains to him directly that she goes to red sun planets so that she can get drunk, that she CAN get drunk on red sun planets, as was clearly explained at the end of Superman (2025), and his immediate response is "yeah but why drink if alcohol has no effect on her?"

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[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 162 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Wonder if he figured it out yet?

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 hour ago

Wonder if he figured it out yet?

*checks date*

6/30/22

*interprets name *

TheGreatWhiteNorthFreePress

... doubt it.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 117 points 16 hours ago

Figured what out?
--TheGreatWhiteNorthFreePress

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[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 57 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

This guy must listen to RAtM and be like "I don't get it, work forces, burn crosses, this metaphor doesn't make sense!"

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 72 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

"Since when is RAtM political?!?!"

[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 7 points 8 hours ago

No idea. I thought they just hate dishwashers or something.

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