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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago

The spaces between the words is not efficient.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 5 days ago
[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago

Read to the tune of "five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes."

[–] VOwOxel@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Neuf-Cent-Quatre-Vingt-Dix-Neuf-Mille-Neuf-Cent-Quatre-Vingt-Dix-Neuf

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 76 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

I mean, thisis pretty much the same for all languages...

Fivehundredfiftyfivethousandfivehundredandfiftyfive is not really any easier

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

No, but:

Five hundred fifty-five thousand five hundred and fifty-five

is waaaaaay easier than

Fivehundredfiftyfivethousandfivehundredandfiftyfive

[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 days ago

butwiththessdpricesthesedaysyougottaconsiderthestoragecosts

[–] I_Clean_Here@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You use numbers instead of the fucking words

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Those are numbers, my friend. You mean numerals, but those aren't very helpful in conversation if you can't say them. This is a post about learning a language, not arithmetic.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

♫ ♪ ♬ One trillion bottles of beer on the wall, one trillion bottles of beer,

you take one down pass it around nine-hundred and ninety-nine billion nine-hundred and ninety-nine million nine-hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine-hundred and ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall.

nine-hundred and ninety-nine billion nine-hundred and ninety-nine million nine-hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine-hundred and ninety-nine bottles of beer onn the wall. Nine-hundred and ninety-nine billion nine-hundred and ninety-nine million nine-hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine-hundred and ninety-nine bottles of beer, you take one down pass it around...

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Except, you know, spaces.

[–] Kratzkopf@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago (10 children)

How do you feel about Einhundertzweiunddreißigtausendvierhundertfünfundsechzig?

[–] I_Clean_Here@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

132465 noice

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

I love that band! Wait, no. I was mistaking it for Einstürzende Neubauten.

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[–] ZonenRanslite@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Did you hear it or should I repeat?

[–] ZonenRanslite@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

Once again, please

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Finnish equivalent would be viisisataaviisikymmentäviisituhattaviisisataaviisikymmentäviisi i think

It's even worse cause some of the numbers within the number are conjugated in the partitive case and whenever you want to conjugate the number into one of Finnish's 15 cases you have to apply it onto every number, so that number conjugated in the inessive case (meaning in something) is viidessäsadessaviidessäkymmenessäviidessätuhannessaviidessäsadessaviidessäkymmenessäviidessä i think

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Ok, you fin.

[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As someone learning German, I was able to figure this out pretty quickly since there is a pattern. But I still forget what Warum means every time I see it

[–] ZonenRanslite@feddit.org 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The word just isn't sticking with me, I dunno why. If I knew I would fix it and learn it better.

[–] leave_it_blank@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Just remember this conversation. You will forever know what it means.

[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Ha. Yeah it really wasn't sticking lol

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

Actually laughed out, have to work harder now.

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It was not actually a question, but a translation

[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Ha. Very much not sticking as you can see.

[–] BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

How 'bout tschechisches Streichholzschächtelchen?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Chuchichäschtli

[–] leave_it_blank@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Schäschische Tontäschnika.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

555555, too much effort.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago

how about french counting/way of spelling a number? :D

[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Fünfhundertfünfundzwanzigtausendsechshundert Minuten

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 3 points 1 week ago
[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I thought Danish was particularly weird with the number 5. May have been a different number though

[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 2 points 1 week ago

Danish counts in a weird way. But nothing in particular about five (that's fem, just like in Swedish)

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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

This looks like a fhün language.

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