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[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 77 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

I mean, thisis pretty much the same for all languages...

Fivehundredfiftyfivethousandfivehundredandfiftyfive is not really any easier

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago (3 children)

No, but:

Five hundred fifty-five thousand five hundred and fifty-five

is waaaaaay easier than

Fivehundredfiftyfivethousandfivehundredandfiftyfive

[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 months ago

butwiththessdpricesthesedaysyougottaconsiderthestoragecosts

[–] I_Clean_Here@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (3 children)

You use numbers instead of the fucking words

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[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

♫ ♪ ♬ One trillion bottles of beer on the wall, one trillion bottles of beer,

you take one down pass it around nine-hundred and ninety-nine billion nine-hundred and ninety-nine million nine-hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine-hundred and ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall.

nine-hundred and ninety-nine billion nine-hundred and ninety-nine million nine-hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine-hundred and ninety-nine bottles of beer onn the wall. Nine-hundred and ninety-nine billion nine-hundred and ninety-nine million nine-hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine-hundred and ninety-nine bottles of beer, you take one down pass it around...

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Except, you know, spaces.

[–] Kratzkopf@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 4 months ago (10 children)

How do you feel about Einhundertzweiunddreißigtausendvierhundertfünfundsechzig?

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

I love that band! Wait, no. I was mistaking it for Einstürzende Neubauten.

[–] I_Clean_Here@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

132465 noice

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[–] ZonenRanslite@feddit.org 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Did you hear it or should I repeat?

[–] ZonenRanslite@feddit.org 3 points 4 months ago

Once again, please

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The Finnish equivalent would be viisisataaviisikymmentäviisituhattaviisisataaviisikymmentäviisi i think

It's even worse cause some of the numbers within the number are conjugated in the partitive case and whenever you want to conjugate the number into one of Finnish's 15 cases you have to apply it onto every number, so that number conjugated in the inessive case (meaning in something) is viidessäsadessaviidessäkymmenessäviidessätuhannessaviidessäsadessaviidessäkymmenessäviidessä i think

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Ok, you fin.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

555555, too much effort.

[–] BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

How 'bout tschechisches Streichholzschächtelchen?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 months ago

Chuchichäschtli

[–] leave_it_blank@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Schäschische Tontäschnika.

[–] BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago
[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

Fünfhundertfünfundzwanzigtausendsechshundert Minuten

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 4 months ago

how about french counting/way of spelling a number? :D

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago

Read to the tune of "five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes."

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 3 points 4 months ago
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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

The spaces between the words is not efficient.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

This looks like a fhün language.