Next american president will be like a janitor cleaning upp all his bullshit.
this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2025
194 points (96.6% liked)
Not The Onion
19073 readers
1301 users here now
Welcome
We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!
The Rules
Posts must be:
- Links to news stories from...
- ...credible sources, with...
- ...their original headlines, that...
- ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”
Please also avoid duplicates.
Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.
And that’s basically it!
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
I hope we get there. But even that would be a return to status quo.
The typical cycle is democrats come in, do crisis control, enact stable (if lacking ambition) policies and leadership, and at year four or eight, the voters have forgotten the crisis and... Promptly vote back in republicans, who spend the next years systematically dismantling all progress until we're back in crisis. Repeat. Happening since at least 1992.
what democrats have done anything progressive? all i see from everything post ...Eisenhower... is completely unabashed balls deep ratfucking galore by everyone.
i guess we don't call people removed or retard anymore, cool. hardly seems worth handing over all media companies to 4-5 people who coordinate to throw any and all elections whichever way they want.
i'm disabled. the ADA cut my medical costs from twice my annual income to two thirds my annual income.
cool, so your still just 1 medical emergency away from bankruptcy. barely able to save anything towards the future regardless.
meanwhile, you and all the other taxpayers are subsidizing record level profit taking for the US healthcare/pharma/insurance industry, costing the public more $ than literally every other countrie's healthcare for zero material gain over a single-payer/universal system.
so your still just 1 medical emergency away from bankruptcy. barely able to save anything towards the future regardless.
i love when people don't know who they're talking to. i have that emergency twice a year.
Removed?
bundle of sticks
From the outside it was like a blame game, especially with the debt, say the otjers make debt, get voted on and create massive debt and crash/strain the market/economy until the otjers get back in to fix it somehow(you can't just pay back those kind of sums without oeople feeling it, so they must be onboard, which americans never seems to be).
Maybe it's gone so far something peoductive will come out of it (like people figuring out politics are important), but I'm not holding my breath.
Next? Shit, I'm still under the belief that by 2027, this will become a full on dictatorship.
There's secret police kidnapping people in the streets, he talks about running for another term, human rights are being rolled back constantly. They are actively rigging future elections and the Supreme Court and congress are giving him more and more power.
We're already there.
What do we do though
What do you think you're supposed to do in this situation? Get rid of the fascists.
Easier said than done
Okay. Then do nothing and let it happen I guess. Those are your two options. Do something about it, or do nothing and let it happen.
A real "draw the rest of the fucking owl" comment
Not my responsibility to fix your weaponized helplessness. Do something about it or whine impotently. No one is coming to save you.
It's not going to happen. Everything gets left in place unless it specifically blocks some new agenda moving forward. Guantanamo is still a prison.
I hope they bring in a prosecutor instead of a janitor...
Gotta fill those prisons Trump is building and I have seen plenty of illegal behavior.
The Donald J. Trump and The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts
(Emphasis mine)
Does this mean he's dead? Is it time for me to do a jig?
No, the performing arts are dead
I like the interview where he acts shocked about the renaming, but he is literally the chairman of the board he hand picked.
He then went in to say how the board members were the best and highest most esteemed people in the country.
I wish MAGA could read, they would be very upset if they actually learned what he has been up to, Epstein , tariffs, wars, all things they supposively were totally against.
I hope he meets a similar end.
I personally hope he chokes to death on a Fillet-O-Fish sandwich and shits himself on live TV.
this another one of those "congress needs to actually name it this but we're going to pretend until he's dead" things like the department of ~~defense~~ "₩Ⓐℜ"
I hate that everyone, including the media, have just agreed to give this piece of shit a pass for literally everything he does
me too, but let's not generalize that much. how many people on this website have really been given an opportunity to smack a bitch ass
They didn't change the name, they vandalized the building. Only an act of Congress can change the name.
America is a pastiche
Jesus H. Christ
Jesus H. Trump-Christ - FTFY
More like TRUMP Jesus H Christ. He can’t stand playing second fiddle to anyone or God. Gotta have first billing, Donny!
greasy don?
I've always wondered what the H stood for.
Homeboy?
HillthatIdieon?
Hank?
It stands for Harold.
Our Father, who art in Heaven, Harold be thy name...
.........wouldn't that be Gods middle name? Jesus was the son.
The father, the son and a ball of fire are all the same guy
He's a hot mess .. because of the fire .. and time travel or something ..
Did you just reply to yourself? And he's the hot mess???
Ha haaaa nice one
holy?
Hyuck
Or as Sean Connery would say, JesusH Christ
I hope the next Democratic candidate doesn’t run entirely on reversing all this cosmetic shit. Liberals would probably elect the person who says “I’ll erase any trace of Trump if I take office”.
I hope they don't run on it, but I hope they quietly do it.
So, rename the Epstein Files to "The Trump Epstein Files".