this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2025
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[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 267 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Satire on public schooling, no?

[–] db2@lemmy.world 62 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe, but people like that exist.

[–] Taldan@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Do they?

I've never met one. I've seen plenty of rage inducing posts online though. I'm sure somewhere, someone like this exists, but it's probably rare enough most of us would never encounter someone so socially maladjusted in our entire lifetime

Which isn't to say entitled people don't exist - they do - more so that this level of oblivious entitlement is unlikely to continue existing into adulthood. Eventually it comes in conflict with reality and they learn acting like that only ends in mockery

[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

My wife was an au pair, she's still in a few nanny/au pair Facebook groups and sees posts with asinine requirements all the time.

Once she saw a women post a nanny position for 4 kids with the same "bring your own snacks for my children" requirement and they were only paying $18/hr. Most nanny positions around here are paying $25ish depending on the hours and that's for no more than 2 kids.

That lady got flamed in the comments and left the group.

I've never met one.

My wife spent a bit of time as a nanny. It doesn't sound like you have.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

I've never met one.

The kid next door once proudly told us "dad said I don't have to learn" so they take different flavors

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Truthiness!

It feels right, because I find young wealthy parents to be annoying.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 day ago

It only works because we've seen people actually like this. If you couldn't relate the joke falls flat.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

Yeah the "make my child intelectually challenged" was the ticket. Kind of funny though.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 60 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This looks like a joke and/or bait.

[–] finnie@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Yeah they lost me at, "so my child will be intellectually challenged" that's hilarious but that's definitely a bit

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This repost wasn't believable the first 7 times either.

[–] dil@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This user spams a lot, I kinda prefer empty lemmy to the same mfs spamming low effort facebook posts

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm with you. They post just enough interesting things that I haven't blocked them yet.

[–] dil@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I just blocked 3 different ppl for posting blurry old low effort reposts, is this new? I haven't really actively browsed lemmy in a month or two, didn't seem this bad before

(They had at least a post an hour)

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I mean, I've blocked a lot of people and communities and I still wouldn't call what you describe super out of character some days.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 49 points 1 day ago

Obviously taking the piss.

[–] brambc@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago
[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 21 points 1 day ago

my niece is a career nanny and she's told me so stories but this person is totally unhinged

[–] hobovision@mander.xyz 15 points 1 day ago

If it's their favorite genre surely there are other hits besides this decade old rage bait.