spoiler alert: it is going to be Venezuela
this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2025
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Spoiler alert: next Venezuelian puppet leader will have nobel prize.
I hope it's Obama
He announcing it tonight, along with something even more horrible! It will be all anyone will talking about tomorrow. I hope this is his Nixon speech were he resigns, and not him vowing to ICE go after anyone against him.
"where he resigns" Hahahahahahaha hahahahaha.......I want to die
I want him to resign by dying
I'm still hoping that he's going to announce 3I/Atlas is really aliens
you beat me to it. extra bad time to be them
Venezuela!?
I meant, it's not exactly a mystery that it's Venezuela.
I bet nothing, I'm poor, but I bet Greenland attacks a American radio station.
The Chinese have invaded Anchorage. No need to check with Alaskans, they're busy fighting china right now and message notifications would distract them
I hate how little this looks like satire any more.
The Chinese have invaded Anchorage
War. War never changes.
Think they'll demand a helmet full of cottage cheese?
a plump swimming in perfume served in men's hat
Luckily, in our late-stage capitalist dystopia, you can even gamble on what country it'll be!
But fir real, you can gamble on this
https://polymarket.com/event/will-the-us-invade-venezuela-in-2025
Shit that hits hard. My bad day is even worse now
I’m sorry to have contributed.
Tune in tonight
Would be totally awesome if he died by then.
