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[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I bet nothing, I'm poor, but I bet Greenland attacks a American radio station.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The Chinese have invaded Anchorage. No need to check with Alaskans, they're busy fighting china right now and message notifications would distract them

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

I hate how little this looks like satire any more.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago

The Chinese have invaded Anchorage

War. War never changes.

[–] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Think they'll demand a helmet full of cottage cheese?

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 5 points 10 months ago

a plump swimming in perfume served in men's hat