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[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I meant, it's not exactly a mystery that it's Venezuela.

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I bet nothing, I'm poor, but I bet Greenland attacks a American radio station.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The Chinese have invaded Anchorage. No need to check with Alaskans, they're busy fighting china right now and message notifications would distract them

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

I hate how little this looks like satire any more.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

The Chinese have invaded Anchorage

War. War never changes.

[–] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Think they'll demand a helmet full of cottage cheese?

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 5 points 3 weeks ago

a plump swimming in perfume served in men's hat