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[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 140 points 6 months ago (3 children)

spoiler alert: it is going to be Venezuela

[–] determinist@kbin.earth 19 points 6 months ago

you beat me to it. extra bad time to be them

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)

He announcing it tonight, along with something even more horrible! It will be all anyone will talking about tomorrow. I hope this is his Nixon speech were he resigns, and not him vowing to ICE go after anyone against him.

[–] Thatoneguy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"where he resigns" Hahahahahahaha hahahahaha.......I want to die

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 points 6 months ago

I want him to resign by dying

I'm still hoping that he's going to announce 3I/Atlas is really aliens

[–] Busyvar@jlai.lu 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Spoiler alert: next Venezuelian puppet leader will have nobel prize.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

I hope it's Obama

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 39 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Luckily, in our late-stage capitalist dystopia, you can even gamble on what country it'll be!

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] dxc@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Shit that hits hard. My bad day is even worse now

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 months ago

I’m sorry to have contributed.

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 37 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I meant, it's not exactly a mystery that it's Venezuela.

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 20 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I bet nothing, I'm poor, but I bet Greenland attacks a American radio station.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The Chinese have invaded Anchorage. No need to check with Alaskans, they're busy fighting china right now and message notifications would distract them

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago

I hate how little this looks like satire any more.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 months ago

The Chinese have invaded Anchorage

War. War never changes.

[–] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Think they'll demand a helmet full of cottage cheese?

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 5 points 6 months ago

a plump swimming in perfume served in men's hat

[–] elgordino@fedia.io 8 points 6 months ago

Tune in tonight

[–] mrmorganiser@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 months ago

Venezuela!?

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Would be totally awesome if he died by then.