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[–] mrmorganiser@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 hours ago

Venezuela!?

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Would be totally awesome if he died by then.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 129 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

spoiler alert: it is going to be Venezuela

[–] Busyvar@jlai.lu 10 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Spoiler alert: next Venezuelian puppet leader will have nobel prize.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago

I hope it's Obama

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 16 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

He announcing it tonight, along with something even more horrible! It will be all anyone will talking about tomorrow. I hope this is his Nixon speech were he resigns, and not him vowing to ICE go after anyone against him.

[–] Thatoneguy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 12 hours ago

"where he resigns" Hahahahahahaha hahahahaha.......I want to die

I'm still hoping that he's going to announce 3I/Atlas is really aliens

[–] determinist@kbin.earth 18 points 14 hours ago

you beat me to it. extra bad time to be them

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 34 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I meant, it's not exactly a mystery that it's Venezuela.

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 18 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I bet nothing, I'm poor, but I bet Greenland attacks a American radio station.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

The Chinese have invaded Anchorage. No need to check with Alaskans, they're busy fighting china right now and message notifications would distract them

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 hours ago

I hate how little this looks like satire any more.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 hours ago

The Chinese have invaded Anchorage

War. War never changes.

[–] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Think they'll demand a helmet full of cottage cheese?

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 5 points 12 hours ago

a plump swimming in perfume served in men's hat

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 35 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Luckily, in our late-stage capitalist dystopia, you can even gamble on what country it'll be!

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 26 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dxc@sh.itjust.works 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Shit that hits hard. My bad day is even worse now

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 4 points 12 hours ago

I’m sorry to have contributed.

[–] elgordino@fedia.io 8 points 14 hours ago

Tune in tonight