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[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 66 points 2 weeks ago
[–] ethaver@kbin.earth 40 points 2 weeks ago

here's a markdown formatted quit plan for your notes app (based on this) with bullets for common answers to the questions that you can delete if they don't apply / keep or add ones that do.

# Quit Plan

***

## Quit Date
_Choose a date within the next two weeks._

**Quit Date:** [YYYY-MM-DD]

**What to expect**
- **1 week:** Nicotine is out of your system  
- **2 weeks:** Physical withdrawal symptoms fade  
- **1 month:** Habit- and emotion-driven cravings may continue  

***

## Reasons for Quitting

- Feel healthier / Live longer
- Save Money
- See my kids grow up / set a better example
- Look healthier / smell better
- Reduce stress between uses


***

## Triggers
_Knowing your triggers helps you plan around them._

### Emotional
- Feeling stressed
- Feeling anxious
- Feeling down
- Feeling lonely
- Feeling bored
- After conflict

### Situational
- Talking on the phone
- Drinking alcohol
- Watching TV
- Driving
- Finishing a meal
- Drinking coffee
- Work breaks
- After sex

### Social / Environmental
- Bars or parties
- Social events
- Seeing someone else smoke

***

## Coping Strategies

### If your hands or mouth need something to do
- Hold a straw or pen and focus on breathing
- Fidget with a coin or paperclip

### If you use tobacco to manage stress or mood
- Slow breathing or short bursts of exercise
- Talk it out with someone you trust

### If boredom or restlessness is the problem
_Keep a short “craving list”:_
  - [TASK]
  - [TASK]
  - [TASK]

### If you feel irritable or anxious without nicotine
- Consider nicotine replacement (patch, gum, lozenge)

### If you used tobacco for energy
- Light exercise
- Regular meals and healthy snacks
- Adequate sleep

### If you used tobacco for pleasure or relaxation
_Substitute another reward:_
  - Music
  - Movies
  - Saving money for something specific

***

## Remove Reminders
_(Before Quit Day)_
- Wash clothes that smell like smoke
- Clean your car
- Discard tobacco, lighters, ashtrays
- Place coping tools where tobacco used to be

***

## Support (Optional)
_Quitting is easier with backup._
- [NAME / ROLE]
- [NAME / ROLE]

***

## Personal Notes

...and if you're a transgirl I'd like to add to your reasons list that estrogen + smoking significantly increases the coagulability of your blood. I've had several transgirl patients with DVTs / PEs / strokes even who did not know that can happen!

[–] Toes@ani.social 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I wonder what a chicken nugget version of this would look like.

[–] darkevilmac@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's less what's in the chicken nugget and more what isn't in the chicken nugget

Not really any nutritional value mixed with a lot of sugars and fats

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I eat vegan chicken nuggets all the time and honestly they taste almost exactly the same. In fact I’d say any vegan version of highly processed meat (sausage, burgers, etc) tastes very similar.

Just recently Starbucks gave me a real sausage patty instead of Impossible and I didn’t even know whether it was “real” meat at first — I had to take another look at it and see that the shape and thickness were different (and the store admitted it was the wrong product when I returned).

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Seperator meat has basically lost all of the properties of meat in term of flavour or texture, so why even bother with using dead animal at that point?

Also, whenever I eat real meat, my bowels love reminding me the next night.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 points 1 week ago

Chimken

Antibiotics

Steroids

Carl wheezer

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] dil@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

they convinced a whole new gen of teens that vaping is worse than cigs they are literally fine with ppl smoking and go at least you arent vaping

[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You ~~don't~~ want to sell me death sticks.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

I want to go out and make poor decisions.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

All of that? For the price of one? That's a steal!

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 3 points 1 week ago

on the other hand tobacco causes extreme addiction which is for about 15 minutes very fun when satiatied

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Ew, vinegar?!

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

While I hate cigarettes as much as the next guy, the stuff in parantheses doesnt really make sense as most of those are used for a million other things. How about

H2O(Urine)
Salt(Hydrochloric acid, deadly)

Really no need to exaggerate the harm of cigarettes, theyre literally deadly enough.

[–] breadleyloafsyou@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

all that shit and not even a kernel of corn smh

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Cigarette companies are actively trying to kill there best customers.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 1 points 1 week ago

Then why am I buying all those ingredients separately?