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[–] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's crazy how women dislike people who hold horrible views about women!

[–] androogee@midwest.social 6 points 2 years ago

Excuse me I showed you my plan to remove your reproductive rights via insane judicial activism, pls respond

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 years ago

Anon, the sewage inside you seeps out even when you try to keep it in

[–] ocassionallyaduck@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Insane how deranged fuckers think the "center" is back in 1950.

"I'm not radical. I just think a woman should be comfortable in heels and the kitchen is all."

"Things didn't used to be so stressful for the fairer sex. I'd take care of my woman"

Shit these guys say and legitimately think they're not being nuts.

[–] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Don't forget you could slap her for being mouthy and the cops would take your side.

[–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

All he did was bring up forming a white ethnostate, damn lefties, so sensitive

[–] Drusas@kbin.run 1 points 2 years ago

Got to move to Idaho before you start with that talk.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Well, that's what centrism is. Fascists trying to be societally accepted. She knows that.

[–] maxenmajs@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I'm curious as to what this anon thinks sounds like normie stuff. Probably some awkward comment about respecting all genders.

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"I'm a bluepilled, beta cuck power bottom leftmaxxing asshole jock who's not at all like those nice guys that you friendzone. Of course I love Biden! He's my favorite communist!"

[–] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Well, when you fill your head with Jordan Peterson and Andrew Tate...

[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

My best guess for a plausible hypothetical: Anon thinks dems and centrists are "the establishment", zionists, and "fascists" like all the projection Fox News throws at them, so he repeats all that stuff about his favorite billionaires, says corruption claims are overblown, and yay capitalism with very little nuance or understanding of policy, but doesn't realize he's inadvertently described the politics of Lauren Boebert.

[–] suction@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Honestly a young guy being interested in politics, or rather what he thinks is politics, is a red flag per se, I understand why most women rather want to be together with someone who isn’t.

[–] Avatar_of_Self@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

"There are good people on both sides" when the date brings up Charlottesville.

[–] Drusas@kbin.run 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think you mean 'both' genders.

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

more likely something about "the jews"

[–] suction@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Like if he calls New York “Jew York”…

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I wonder just how much sex has been avoided because of 4chan's politics board

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ah, natural selection trying to do its job

[–] essell@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

If we don't count socks that evolve into independent life forms then its working very well

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Enough to have low birth rates.

[–] whoreticulture@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Literally just being a "centrist" is a red flag. All he has to do is say like, oh I don't really have strong opinions on politics.

[–] III@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don’t really have strong opinions on politics

Also a red flag.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Honestly unless he’s flying a red flag it’s a red flag

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

and if he is, he's a commie?

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu -1 points 2 years ago

Ironically, that the only green flag

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I'll always love their disbelief that we're able to sus then out. They're like reverse sovereign citizens in that they think if they avoid certain words or phrases it's impossible to know their feelings.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“Can you believe everything that’s going wrong in the world?”

“I know, right? It’s like, let people live their lives! Interfering in people’s lives has allowed society to regress 40 years in only 3, which bodes poorly for the future.”

*pause* “Agreed! I love gays and transes. They deserve my taxes, not white people.”

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Segregation was the..." QuickTime Event "worst thing to happen"

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Also I'm super into female's rights. A female should be able to kill her baby at 9 months if she wants to... Can I see your boobs now?"

[–] catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Right of center is where Biden and the commie libs sit

[–] suction@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Did Nick Fuentes tell you to post that?