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[–] maxenmajs@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I'm curious as to what this anon thinks sounds like normie stuff. Probably some awkward comment about respecting all genders.

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"I'm a bluepilled, beta cuck power bottom leftmaxxing asshole jock who's not at all like those nice guys that you friendzone. Of course I love Biden! He's my favorite communist!"

[–] Avatar_of_Self@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

"There are good people on both sides" when the date brings up Charlottesville.

[–] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Well, when you fill your head with Jordan Peterson and Andrew Tate...

[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My best guess for a plausible hypothetical: Anon thinks dems and centrists are "the establishment", zionists, and "fascists" like all the projection Fox News throws at them, so he repeats all that stuff about his favorite billionaires, says corruption claims are overblown, and yay capitalism with very little nuance or understanding of policy, but doesn't realize he's inadvertently described the politics of Lauren Boebert.

[–] suction@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Honestly a young guy being interested in politics, or rather what he thinks is politics, is a red flag per se, I understand why most women rather want to be together with someone who isn’t.

[–] Drusas@kbin.run 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think you mean 'both' genders.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dude, it was JUST non binary day of visibility.

[–] Drusas@kbin.run 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you not understand sarcasm? Because everybody else seems to have done so just fine so far.

[–] VOwOxel@discuss.tchncs.de -1 points 1 year ago

I think they didn't see the cursive, it's probably hard to make out on a small screen.

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

more likely something about "the jews"

[–] suction@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Like if he calls New York “Jew York”…