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[–] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's crazy how women dislike people who hold horrible views about women!

[–] androogee@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago

Excuse me I showed you my plan to remove your reproductive rights via insane judicial activism, pls respond

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 year ago

Anon, the sewage inside you seeps out even when you try to keep it in

[–] ocassionallyaduck@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Insane how deranged fuckers think the "center" is back in 1950.

"I'm not radical. I just think a woman should be comfortable in heels and the kitchen is all."

"Things didn't used to be so stressful for the fairer sex. I'd take care of my woman"

Shit these guys say and legitimately think they're not being nuts.

[–] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Don't forget you could slap her for being mouthy and the cops would take your side.

[–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All he did was bring up forming a white ethnostate, damn lefties, so sensitive

[–] Drusas@kbin.run 1 points 1 year ago

Got to move to Idaho before you start with that talk.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Well, that's what centrism is. Fascists trying to be societally accepted. She knows that.

[–] maxenmajs@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I'm curious as to what this anon thinks sounds like normie stuff. Probably some awkward comment about respecting all genders.

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"I'm a bluepilled, beta cuck power bottom leftmaxxing asshole jock who's not at all like those nice guys that you friendzone. Of course I love Biden! He's my favorite communist!"

[–] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Well, when you fill your head with Jordan Peterson and Andrew Tate...

[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My best guess for a plausible hypothetical: Anon thinks dems and centrists are "the establishment", zionists, and "fascists" like all the projection Fox News throws at them, so he repeats all that stuff about his favorite billionaires, says corruption claims are overblown, and yay capitalism with very little nuance or understanding of policy, but doesn't realize he's inadvertently described the politics of Lauren Boebert.

[–] suction@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Honestly a young guy being interested in politics, or rather what he thinks is politics, is a red flag per se, I understand why most women rather want to be together with someone who isn’t.

[–] Avatar_of_Self@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

"There are good people on both sides" when the date brings up Charlottesville.

[–] Drusas@kbin.run 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think you mean 'both' genders.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dude, it was JUST non binary day of visibility.

[–] Drusas@kbin.run 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you not understand sarcasm? Because everybody else seems to have done so just fine so far.

[–] VOwOxel@discuss.tchncs.de -1 points 1 year ago

I think they didn't see the cursive, it's probably hard to make out on a small screen.

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

more likely something about "the jews"

[–] suction@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Like if he calls New York “Jew York”…

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I wonder just how much sex has been avoided because of 4chan's politics board

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah, natural selection trying to do its job

[–] essell@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

If we don't count socks that evolve into independent life forms then its working very well

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Enough to have low birth rates.

[–] whoreticulture@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Literally just being a "centrist" is a red flag. All he has to do is say like, oh I don't really have strong opinions on politics.

[–] III@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don’t really have strong opinions on politics

Also a red flag.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly unless he’s flying a red flag it’s a red flag

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

and if he is, he's a commie?

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu -1 points 1 year ago

Ironically, that the only green flag

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'll always love their disbelief that we're able to sus then out. They're like reverse sovereign citizens in that they think if they avoid certain words or phrases it's impossible to know their feelings.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“Can you believe everything that’s going wrong in the world?”

“I know, right? It’s like, let people live their lives! Interfering in people’s lives has allowed society to regress 40 years in only 3, which bodes poorly for the future.”

*pause* “Agreed! I love gays and transes. They deserve my taxes, not white people.”

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Segregation was the..." QuickTime Event "worst thing to happen"

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Also I'm super into female's rights. A female should be able to kill her baby at 9 months if she wants to... Can I see your boobs now?"

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Right of center is where Biden and the commie libs sit

[–] suction@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Did Nick Fuentes tell you to post that?