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The Epstein Files. FOR FREE! Self pick-up only (you will need to climb down the elevator shaft). (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by notsosure@sh.itjust.works to c/buyselltrade@lemmy.sdf.org

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[–] rehydrate5503@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

i am a single mother and too disabled to go pick this up. you can deliver to me today it will be for my baby daughters xmas present. she is going to love looking at the pictures of celebrities. she cannot read but this could be a great opportunity for her so do not wait on delivery. i am available between 7:40 and 8:05 tonight. DO NOT COME AFTER THIS TIME. we are both not able to pick it up and you will be rewarded by this kindness in the next life. i don’t have anything to trade but you can help yourself to the gravel pit out back 1 bucket max. do not take anymore because i will need the rest for my baby daughter’s birthday next year. bring your own bucket and shovel. im not trying to run a rental service here.

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 6 points 1 month ago

Hello, I am interested in the trash bin on the left, is it also for sale? Can you deliver it to me? The mail doesn't deliver to my mountain cabin and I'm too old to come down to get it. Please let me know by tonight, I have other offers.

[–] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How many files are in there?

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The whole shebang! BC, DT, even qrstuv.

[–] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 month ago

Will it fit in the back of a green Subaru and can you help load?

[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's wrong with them?

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They are inside an elevator shaft

[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can you get it out and send it to me ASAP? I really need this thing for blackmail purposes, I would really appreciate it if you destroyed all copies other then the one that is in the shaft.

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Alas! I’m so obese I would get stuck.

[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can't you like just break the glass? I would give you a good review if you'll send it to me by monday!

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

I tried, but I bounced off like a tennis ball, it really hurt :-(