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  1. NO DIGITAL SALES. All items posted for sale must be real-life physical items.

  2. NO HUMAN SALES. No humans, parts of humans, or things excreted from a human may be posted for sale. That means no people, no arms or legs, no fingers, no fingernails, no hair clippings, no pee-pee, no poo-poo, no bath water.

  3. NO INTERNATIONAL ANIMAL OR PLANT SALES. Posts may not facilitate the transfer of animals or plants, whether dead or alive, across international borders.

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[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Alas! I’m so obese I would get stuck.

[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can't you like just break the glass? I would give you a good review if you'll send it to me by monday!

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

I tried, but I bounced off like a tennis ball, it really hurt :-(