this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2025
41 points (100.0% liked)
Buy Sell Trade
271 readers
9 users here now
RULES:
-
NO DIGITAL SALES. All items posted for sale must be real-life physical items.
-
NO HUMAN SALES. No humans, parts of humans, or things excreted from a human may be posted for sale. That means no people, no arms or legs, no fingers, no fingernails, no hair clippings, no pee-pee, no poo-poo, no bath water.
-
NO INTERNATIONAL ANIMAL OR PLANT SALES. Posts may not facilitate the transfer of animals or plants, whether dead or alive, across international borders.
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
They are inside an elevator shaft
Can you get it out and send it to me ASAP? I really need this thing for blackmail purposes, I would really appreciate it if you destroyed all copies other then the one that is in the shaft.
Alas! I’m so obese I would get stuck.
Can't you like just break the glass? I would give you a good review if you'll send it to me by monday!
I tried, but I bounced off like a tennis ball, it really hurt :-(