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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

I'm locking this. I removed an entire thread of comments because I understand how both sides could think they're right and it's getting reported. No one is banned.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago

I would give up whatever secret she wants.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

Damn, I should learn some state secrets to leak.

[–] FranciscoLopez@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

The real leak risk is not hackers, it’s humans being human.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago
[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lies. Last thing you see is a WarThunder forum comment claiming that the radar cross section of a F-22 is about the size of a golfball, and you know for a fact that in most directions, it has a radar cross section comparable with a bumble bee.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

At this point there's no way the dev team of war thunder is anything but spies.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm not a spy,and I'd enjoy the hell out of running that.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Ok so just find a government to sponsor you and you'll be running it in no time.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 7 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Maybe something for the ladies too?

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I keep forgetting muscle inplants are an actual thing some people get lmao.

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 19 hours ago

I don’t think that’s implants - it’s even worse; it’s a liquid they inject called “synthol”.

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Ladies are not sharing state secrets with this fella unless he has max charisma and max wisdom.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

unless he has max charisma and max wisdom.

Fairly sure he doesn't. Otherwise he would've passed the insight check when considering having these.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jokes on her, most of my country's military resources haven't been updated since the Boer War.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 18 hours ago

What about all the sweet guns you took from the Prawns?

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 149 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The actual last thing you see before leaking state secrets...

[–] JohnAnthony@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 day ago

"lul not like you losers have any actual clearance"

[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago

✊ the struggle is real

"SecWarCrimes has invited you to a Signal chat"

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 86 points 1 day ago (1 children)

that actually happened to one of my acquaintances a couple of years ago. hooked up with some girl at drone convention and she got arrested shortly afterwards for spying. he saw none of it - just got informed later on that he was about to get the honeypot treatment due to his work. dude was so scared he went ballistic on his digital footprint and won't even talk to you if there's any mic'ed device in his vicinity. if i ever saw a man "scared shitless" that was it

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I heard of the same on Reddit that a guy's ex-girlfriend was a spy.

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[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

I'm in the wrong industry.

[–] pedz@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And then the twelve colonies are destroyed in a surprise attack.

[–] Mannimarco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 20 hours ago

Solid reference

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Cmon, I say "OK Boomer" ONCE and trillions die? Unfair!

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The worst part is when they're girl-next-door natural beauties like this.

Your brain can say no to an obvious escort/Victoria secret model suspect, but when your animal brain starts shutting down your frontal lobe with "Oh my god, she's the one!!" malware you're screwed lmao

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

One smile from a girl like that and the brain melts. I think the only vaccine is to be in a healthy relationship already so you don't have interest.

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 1 points 18 hours ago

I think the only vaccine is to be in a healthy relationship already so you don’t have interest.

I don't think that's the way it works. Be in a healthy relationship so you don't fall for it maybe, but we aren't dead here.

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 day ago

That's weird. That doesn't look like a Signal chat.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago

If she thinks I'm not atleast seeing the tiddies before I commit treason she has another thing coming.

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)
[–] yopyop@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So this means I can safely date her ? I'm relieved, thanks !

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

Dei Kobol, una apita uthoukarana

Ukthea mavatha gaman kerimuta

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 279 points 2 days ago (31 children)

Wait... that doesn't look like the war thunder forums...

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