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[–] mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz 34 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

is this more potent than three penis wine?

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I have to try, where can I get this three penis wine, asking for my friend down south?

[–] SatyrSack@feddit.org 8 points 2 weeks ago

Chicago, USA

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

You rarely hear the phrase "where the FUCK is the penis on this thing??" in infomercials nowadays and it's a crying shame!

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

It's unfortunately not very good. And my penis count is still only 1, and honestly not super magical.

[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

You start with three guys who's friendship you don't really value.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Absolutely not. Nothing is as potent as the stuff you can find at the EBDB BnB.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

If you need any room service or sex toys, just ring the front desk ✨

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Must be a strong drink .... because penis mightier

[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

That's the pen is mightier, Mr. Connery.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

OK Alex ... I'll take Jap Anus Relations then

[–] RollingZeppelin@piefed.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

You're stittin on a gold mine Trebek!

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why would he smite the pennies tho?

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

They ass pennies.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Where they getting the magical penii to make wine out of?

[–] comador@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

rare and/or endangered animal's bones typically.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Or ancient Egyptian mummies

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'll never tell!

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Made from, by, or for magical penis?

[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Does it make a magical penis appear or make your penis magical?

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

I've not finished the bottle yet.

[–] perishthethought@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

Or is it made from magical penii?

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Let's just say you don't want to drink it unless your penis is already magical and rated for this specific wine.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

Wait until you hear about magical urine eggs.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

The secret ingredient is macaque testicles and viagra.

[–] afox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Like what if the magic turns your penis into an octopus or something... What a gamble.

Give me some. Let's do this.

[–] valen@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

This is what I want for xmas

[–] waigl@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Why does the lower-case n in your caption look like it's on the wrong baseline? Did you arrange those letters manually?

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

No the font 'aileron bold' is a bit wacky but I like it.

[–] BB84@mander.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

How do you make your eyes this good? Reading your comment I stared at it and saw nothing wrong until I put a ruler on the screen.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

This was actually named based on the original version of the religious myth.

Turns out that Jessie of Nazzie's digestive system was just all kinds of fermented and fucked up 🤷

Sounds like Bluesky's favorite beverage.