Greentext
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
OS: chromeOS
Phone: stock xiaomi 10
Browser: internet explorer (VM)
Search engine: baidu results served through ask jeeves
Location: Constantly updated via API to Facebook
Cookies: batch downloaded
Send optional data to Microsoft: printed and mailed
OS: Win 10 (I know... but like... Reason and Live for music composition)
Phone: Pixel 4a, VPN. Would like to find an alternative, but 5' phones are rare nowadays.. Too clumsy/old to use larger phones.
Browser: Firefox + uBO + Ghostery
Search engine: Alternating between Google and DDG
Location: Only for mapping software
Cookies: Consent-O-Matic (greatest find this year in this regard, thanks to Lemmy btw)
Send optional data to NOPE
OS: neurolink
Phone: smasung galaxy s3
Browser: Firefox 78.3
Search engine: kagi trials
Location: on the desktop
Cookies: yummy
Send optional data to Microsoft:

Firefox 78.3
Hmm, someone wants to get hacked.

OS: Five different Linux distributions and a BSD
Phone: iPhone (hardened; trackers blocked w. NextDNS)
Browser: Mullvad Browser
Search engine: Self-hosted SearXNG
Location: Only for mapping software
Cookies: Notices blocked by uBO, cleared on restart
Send optional data to Microsoft: Who?

nah that's if you made a linux distro

are you okay?
Oh I'm fine, thanks for asking. That gif was directed at you specifically
i should have blocked you for simping big tech
how can you even harden a proprietary walled garden
There are ways. Privacy Guides has a page on it. I also use NextDNS, which has a blocklist for iDevices, so Apple can't track me (afaik).
I'd rather have an Android, though. Either DivestOS or /e/. I'm just waiting for my iPhone to burn out first.
This entire privacy thing isn't such a problem in the EU luckily lol
Me: "So companies can't hoard my data?"
EU: "That's right"
Me: "Cool, and I'll encrypt my chat just to be safe."
EU: "Now wait a minute..."
Love the fact that even when committing to the bit about being anti-privacy they still know the internet is functionally unusable without an adblocker
Also I'm about to say something ignorant as hell but: Isn't a Browser the same thing as a Search Engine?
The browser is the software to use the internet and a search engine essentially scans the entire accessible web for the words you type in to it and shows you where they are.
Browsers are the app you click on: google chrome, firefox, Microsoft edge, safari
Search engines are a website you go to on that app. If you type something in the top bar of your browser that is not a link, browsers will automatically enter that into a search engine.: google search, Bing, duckduckgo, ecosia, startpage