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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 62 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The People’s Front of Judea

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The Judean People’s Front!!!

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[–] Zagam@piefed.social 16 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Thorry@feddit.org 41 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

On second thought, let's not, for it is a silly place.

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Good. Now, why do witches burn?

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

..because they’re made of wood…?

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 11 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?

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[–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 33 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Their best record is titled I fart in your general direction

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Good one. The Black Beast of Aaaaargghh is also quite a banger

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Strange women lyin' in ponds

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Personally, I think Anarcho-syndicaist Commune is way better

[–] aarch0x40@piefed.social 7 points 3 weeks ago

You're all wrong, Sit On My Face is clearly their best release.

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Dead Parrot. It's the album cover for Your Mother Smells of Elderberries. Sick rhymes.

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

The members were G-Man, JC , Gill I Am, E-Money, and Plain Mike. Revolutionary sound.

[–] khepri@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Everyone trying to look serious or intellectual and Cleese just grinning like an idiot in the background love it

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The picture is from 1970. John Cleese is 30 or 31 years old in that picture...

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago

Which would mean that he is now..does quick estimate older than time itself!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Monties With Attitude,

Straight Outta Camelot

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Track 1: 'Tis a silly place

Track 2: Fuck tha Rabbit!

Track 3: 8 Fall (into the Gorge of Eternal Peril)

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 17 points 3 weeks ago

They originally were the Knights Who Say Ni, but broke up for a while for some solo work, then reunited as The Knights Who Say Ekki Ekki Ekki Pitang Zoom Boing. Best rap album ever, with the chart topper "Only a Flesh Wound".

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 3 weeks ago

I am 100% certain that if they were a band their name would be And Now For Something Completely Different.

[–] iMastari@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm

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[–] chromeleon@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

I fucking love Spinal Tap!

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

"I wish I'd been a girly, just like me dear Mama!"

[–] khepri@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Or "like my dear Pa-Par" in some versions 🤣

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[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They turned me into a newt.

[–] watson@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

I got better…

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago

This is Blackadder, right?

[–] Zagam@piefed.social 10 points 3 weeks ago

Wasn't this the group that got sued for sampling the Rutles?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

This is Deforested Hillock. Their biggest hit was "Advanced Maladjustment in the Noggin"

[–] The_Lurker@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Nicki Minaj released the song Anaconda, but she really meant a Python.

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Nope. Also, Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film seems to be absent

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] BossDj@piefed.social 8 points 3 weeks ago

There a rock band. Because, you know, the one guy uses a rock

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago

Eric and The Half Bees.

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 weeks ago

Bruce and the Bruce's

[–] Trebuchet@europe.pub 8 points 3 weeks ago

Straight outta Eton

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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It's sad that the young people here all forgot Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five. 😢

[–] EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago

Notorious MPFC

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)
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