water bottle and mechanical pencil
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Bong and weed (lighter not included)
Gotta do it old school and twist a stick in there to light it
My laptop and a little F1 model car.
Half-length 11m radio antenna with a wallet multi tool
some weed. and like nachos brlgrsnde
ngl, two tacos guy hit it out of the park.
solid answer and I'm hungry
I have ADHD, so an energy drink, and an infinite list of things that I need to start/continue/finish.
Multifunctional pen and a set of wired headphones.
Laptop and radiation detector
My baby and my cell phone. The two things i most often have on me.
A LARGE mug of tea, and a bike.
Condoms and duct tape
Kung fu grip and and extra hand
3 bicycles. Because of the n+1 rule.
Pen and pocket knife.
A 10-in-1 screwdriver and an empty pack of Zyns.
A cat and a Nintendo switch
Same for me!
A snus can and a gamepad.
A five gallon bucket and a shovel.
A science book and a plant.
A stick and another stick
A keyboard and a camera
Wow I said that exact sentence in my head when seeing the post and then I opened the comments and saw it written
Galoshes and a Codpiece.
Camera and a J
Guitar and bicycle
A massive schlong and two big balls.
Balls contained in ballsack counts as one accessory.
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Tea bags and hash
~~Noose and a bottle of pills~~
Probably my pocket hell rectangle and a blowtorch