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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 66 points 11 months ago

Crippling anxiety and a bottle of Zoloft

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 47 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] tyler@programming.dev 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have adhd. This is mean.

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What's your current hyperfix?

[–] tyler@programming.dev 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I’m thinking about trying to start a drywall company 😂.

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[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago

A cat and a… cat.

[–] 3ra@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago (2 children)

A laptop and an... uhhh... a laptop and a... fuck ju- just give me 2 laptops I guess.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A MacBook in the left hand, a Microsoft Surface in the right.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Fine, but when I introduce your figure to the rest of G.I. Joe, you're teaching them how to run Linux on both.

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Guillotine and list of billionaires and corrupt politicians

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A bottle and a martini glass.

Cheers!

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[–] JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 11 months ago (3 children)
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[–] missphant@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

My two cats.

Though to them, I am the accessory.

[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Beardsley@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago (3 children)

"Uh...um....LETS COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN'.."

[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

Lemme ask you something...

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 9 points 11 months ago

I'm still here, I'm just real depressed

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

Depression and debt

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

a coffee and a second coffee

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Laptop and a bag of chocolate

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[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Ha! I was gonna say a blunt and a monster!

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I guess we're nemeses now 😂

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[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

A soldering iron and a thumb drive full of linux distros.

[–] confusedwiseman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 11 months ago
[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

A knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which...

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Lexapro and crippling social anxiety

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[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 11 months ago

Linux laptop and large mug of green tea

[–] Mastengwe@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago

Crippling ADHD and an uncomfortable smile.

[–] afox@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Moonshine and night vision goggles. Let's jiggle!

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[–] Son_of_Macha@lemmy.cafe 10 points 11 months ago

Bong and blow lighter

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Glasses (missing)

Extra large toilet roll

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 11 months ago

A Molotov cocktail and an anrachist flag

[–] kinther@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Laptop and serial console cable for accessing network devices

[–] Realspecialguy@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Sandles and a strip of acid

[–] ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

My radiating sense of humor and a rope

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

A laptop and a bow.

Don't judge my hobbies.

[–] bitMasque@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

New distro name dropped?

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[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

silicone-based lube, and a laptop

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[–] dumbass@piefed.social 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bong and weed (lighter not included)

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[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 11 months ago

Wetsuit and 6ft bong

[–] yeah@feddit.uk 7 points 11 months ago

crochet WIP and a glass/bottle of wine.

[–] TheRagingGeek@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Definitely a laptop and an electric guitar

[–] Semester3383@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Ennui and a gun.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

some weed. and like nachos brlgrsnde

ngl, two tacos guy hit it out of the park.

solid answer and I'm hungry

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