this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2025
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[–] darkreader2636@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 hours ago

Multi-target shot!!

[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not convinced it's not just the Netflix sound overlay on the video lol

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

It totally is.

[–] dragonbringerx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Law & Order

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 19 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

If not an AoE attack then why AoE shaped??

[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 18 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I have not thought about this story in years and now thanks to you I will be laughing sporadically probably for the next few days.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I like both of you.

[–] pmk@piefed.ca 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Goddamn it.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 17 hours ago

This ball? What ball?

[–] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Jesus Christ... IT'S JASON BOURNE

[–] Poach@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

I love the guy in the background next to the red sweater. He watched that and just yawned. Lamo

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

SCOTT STERLING IS BACK

[–] Emi@ani.social 25 points 1 day ago

Double kill!

[–] Eddyzh@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I love this. The loop is also the perfect length. And as my client just keeps playing this in a loop. I can't stop watching. So perfect. Going for another 20x

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

For a moment, I pictured you as a lawyer with this soccer person watching this endlessly, laughing.

[–] Eddyzh@lemmy.world 1 points 54 minutes ago

Haha My client is called boost. Maybe we users are lawyers of their deed. Gets way to philosophical when continuing that route.

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Two with one shot, that's a good hit, and no cards in sight!

[–] unclejeeves@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Must've been fired from a Jakobs

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

I always spam fire the Jakobs revolvers

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 22 hours ago

Its a twofer!

[–] AdamBomb@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 day ago

Gets better every loop

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 1 day ago
[–] Armand1@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Content not viewable in your region

[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Hearing that made me go back and listen to my chosen announcer from those days

https://youtu.be/6dWPPgHj8rM

Good times