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[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I don’t want to thank you for making me feel existential dread content, but thank you for making me feel existential dread content

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

thank you for engaging with my sartrean content!

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Everyone gets a computer in their pocket!"

"Yay!"

"Also, the computer is hooked up to the big machine that injects brain poison into your eye holes."

"Oh... I guess I'll just turn the computer off from time to time."

"If you turn the computer off, your boss fires you."

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And spies on you relentlessly through your pocket with multiple sensors and a constant network connection; don't forget that.

"I guess I'll change the system to remove the spyware?"

"Yeah it's actually going to work totally differently from a PC, and be a lot harder to modify - impossible without refounding the silicon on some models."

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

"if you don't have a Mobilek you can't have a bank account"

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It was a worthy trade!

Sent from my Mobilek.

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

We all praise St Steve for the Mobilek!

Long live St Steve! ... Oh too late...

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'll go further, it was the fucking fashion-ipod bullshit and forced itunes. Where did my mp3s go? "The computer shoved them wherever the fuck it wanted to"

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

All resistance is futile. Humans always favor the least tiring solution, and that's always pressing a big button and letting someone or something decide for us. What kind of music we listen to, for example.

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Hey. This is supposed to be the funhole. Not the sadhole. :-(

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Oh. i thought it was "fun" like "fun" used by a kid in a 80's horror movie. like "there's fun things crawling under my bed" sens.

[–] einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Thank you for making accurate content!

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

thank you for engaging with my posterior prediction content!

[–] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's ൬y best friend!

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

It's ōūr only frieňd!

[–] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thank you for creating fascist content!

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Thank you I hope the 2027 police will have read your comment!

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If only my mobilek would have told me I would have known :(

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

The Mobilek had reason for not doing it. Mobilek is never wrong.

[–] radish@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Thank you for creating conference! This technology will surely have no negative impact!

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

I'm by using it with some kind of socialisation system the whole world will be free and equal and happy, no problem.