Thank you for making accurate content!
this post was submitted on 26 Nov 2025
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"Everyone gets a computer in their pocket!"
"Yay!"
"Also, the computer is hooked up to the big machine that injects brain poison into your eye holes."
"Oh... I guess I'll just turn the computer off from time to time."
"If you turn the computer off, your boss fires you."
And spies on you relentlessly through your pocket with multiple sensors and a constant network connection; don't forget that.
"I guess I'll change the system to remove the spyware?"
"Yeah it's actually going to work totally differently from a PC, and be a lot harder to modify - impossible without refounding the silicon on some models."
"if you don't have a Mobilek you can't have a bank account"
I'll go further, it was the fucking fashion-ipod bullshit and forced itunes. Where did my mp3s go? "The computer shoved them wherever the fuck it wanted to"
Thank you for creating conference! This technology will surely have no negative impact!
It was a worthy trade!
Sent from my Mobilek.
We all praise St Steve for the Mobilek!
Long live St Steve! ... Oh too late...
It's ൬y best friend!
It's ōūr only frieňd!
Thank you for creating fascist content!
Thank you I hope the 2027 police will have read your comment!
If only my mobilek would have told me I would have known :(
The Mobilek had reason for not doing it. Mobilek is never wrong.