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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 34 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

"Everyone gets a computer in their pocket!"

"Yay!"

"Also, the computer is hooked up to the big machine that injects brain poison into your eye holes."

"Oh... I guess I'll just turn the computer off from time to time."

"If you turn the computer off, your boss fires you."

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

And spies on you relentlessly through your pocket with multiple sensors and a constant network connection; don't forget that.

"I guess I'll change the system to remove the spyware?"

"Yeah it's actually going to work totally differently from a PC, and be a lot harder to modify - impossible without refounding the silicon on some models."

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago

"if you don't have a Mobilek you can't have a bank account"