My face just looks like this since I hit 40. Haven't checked on my balls - beer gut is in the way
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I've never heard a man complain about stretch marks.
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Good lord OP, is that an actual real photo of a real human face?
I love feeling around my girlfriend's stretch marks
I shave mine and now they look great IMO
Where is this picture from? Giving me a bit lord of the rings vibe
It's from another great Sean Astin moivie The GOONIES
I think stretch marks are cute.
Balls have stretch marks? I've been focused on it being the last patch of hair to turn grey
I'm 47. I went bald at 15, my beard used to be red now its wizard white, I'm covered with brown fur everywhere. My pubis and balls are vantablack.
bald at 15
Bro. 🫂
Obviously you have no short comings. Victor the perfect man!
I said bald at 15. That's not true my hair was thinning. So I tried every hairstyle imaginable until I finally let go at age 17. Fun 2 years for me. And then I was just bald at 17.
I'm proud of my stretch marks.
Men will not complain about your stretch marks
I'm also waay into bellies.
on Lemmy probably not openly, on Instagram however...
"I don't have shit on my shoes, but down in the sewer....."
Idk a single man who cares about stretch marks, it's usually the women who bring it up
my gf constantly makes fun of my wrinkly balls. imagine if it was the other way around
You're right you shouldn't make fun of your GFs wrinkly balls either.
And not the women who actually date women, we're with y'all on it
I agree, women are savage to each other, men either don't notice or don't care mostly. Ofc there are some idiots
I've seen and heard both men and women bring up their own stretch marks, but I've almost* never seen or heard anyone of any gender bring up someone else's. And I have stretch marks, and have been seen naked by several people of various genders.
*the one exception I've seen is as part of a list of reasons husbands have given for why they find their wives unattractive post pregnancy. And that was maybe twice and in anonymous comments.
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I've known a few, the type that traded up on their wives like cars as they got older. All of them were c suite execs.
You can just call them psychopaths.
I don't know about psychopathy, but they are a tad delulu.
C suite gonna C.
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To be fair, nobody be they man, woman, or beast, believes that balls are attractive to anybody without a weird testicle kink.
nah, there are good looking balls, the problem is that they're a bit of shape shifters
I don't have a kink, but I do love a good sack. Some people have photogenic genitals.
"nobody"
What a fucking asinine comment. Don't project your opinions onto everybody else.
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