My face just looks like this since I hit 40. Haven't checked on my balls - beer gut is in the way
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Bro. ๐ซ
Obviously you have no short comings. Victor the perfect man!
Excuse me? I was offering a virtual hug in solidarity. Did I make a mistake?
Nope my fault. I see it now. I had to put my glasses on lol. This is perfect I'm more of a violet that likes to be kissed. Thank You Victor my Purple hombre
I don't even know what this is, dude. Have a good one.
I said bald at 15. That's not true my hair was thinning. So I tried every hairstyle imaginable until I finally let go at age 17. Fun 2 years for me. And then I was just bald at 17.
Quite early indeed.
I've never met a Victor over 5'4" so it's nice to have some solidarity.
Are you trying to take a swing at me with that comment? Trying to call me short? If so, why?
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Your account is less than a day old so I'll tell you up front with the benefit of the doubt in case you're coming straight from Reddit or something: we try to be nice to each other here on Lemmy. All good this time.
I'm 5'11" though. ๐