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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 22 hours ago

Lesbians are cool

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 23 hours ago

Makes is so intriguing even for a cis guy like me

[–] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well, I've achieved two of the three... who's up for some light capitalism-destruction today?

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

But there's 4 items on the agenda.

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Never had a husband in the first place 🤷‍♀️

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well, get one! Then leave him. You can't half-ass these lists.

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

How to do this without my wife knowing... ooh, I know! We should have one of those Las Vegas style shotgun weddings!

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't hide it from your wife, she likely has a husband to get and leave of her own. A fun weekend bonding activity. You may even use the same husband. But sequentially, let's not get too woke in here, m'kay.

You don't have a backup husband who picks dog poo up of your lawn and deposits it on the lawn of your enemies?

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Those usually involve a pregnancy. 🤔

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Removing witchcraft from the agenda was the witchcraft.

[–] Dingleberrydipndots@lemmy.world -1 points 23 hours ago

Sick degenerates. Unfit for a civilized society. Incompatible with the definition of utopia.

We will never reach our greatest heights with issues of the mind, body and souls as such.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

All of that sounds dope.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Hell yeah, sign me up!

[–] Prikkeres@feddit.nl 5 points 1 day ago

It’a about g*&#amn time.

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Gonna need all these items completed by COB tomorrow. Get on it.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, if you can be a feminist by the end of the day, that’d be great.

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Username checks out...

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Kill their children from the original quote, omitted.

To be fair, Medea was righteous in the eyes of Hera. Not to be confused with media

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This sign could use a comma or two...

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've always felt that, if the items are all intentionally on different lines, it doesn't. It's understood to be a list at that point.

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Yeah, on second thought, let's generally keep it that way.
Because I actually like the occasional funny confusion like the one here:
"Wait... Why would husbands become lesbians...??"

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Feminism encourages women. To leave, their husbands practice witchcraft. Destroy capitalism and become. Lesbians!

[–] core@leminal.space 3 points 2 days ago

Sounds like a good time

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is... is quote from someone named "Rat Roberston...?"

[–] homoludens@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago