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[โ€“] abfarid@startrek.website 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But there's 4 items on the agenda.

[โ€“] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Never had a husband in the first place ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

[โ€“] abfarid@startrek.website 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, get one! Then leave him. You can't half-ass these lists.

[โ€“] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How to do this without my wife knowing... ooh, I know! We should have one of those Las Vegas style shotgun weddings!

[โ€“] abfarid@startrek.website 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't hide it from your wife, she likely has a husband to get and leave of her own. A fun weekend bonding activity. You may even use the same husband. But sequentially, let's not get too woke in here, m'kay.

You don't have a backup husband who picks dog poo up of your lawn and deposits it on the lawn of your enemies?

[โ€“] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Those usually involve a pregnancy. ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Removing witchcraft from the agenda was the witchcraft.