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Man. That's deep. (slrpnk.net)
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You ever wonder if God could microwave a hot pocket so hot even he couldn't eat it?

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[โ€“] wieson@feddit.org 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

These lawn chairs were born out of modern art. There was a movement about taking everyday objects and stripping them off their functionality, like a fork who's head is connected to the body with a chain. Then there was a movement about taking every day objects and adding another use. Like taking a chair and making it stackable.

So if anyone ever says they hate modern art... But don't quote me, it's all from dodgy memory

[โ€“] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Press [X] for Doubt

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[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I feel like these are more from taking away their use cuz these fuckers broke so easily just sitting down in them.

[โ€“] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Or just bent, then unbent and feigned innocence once you were up and recovered.

[โ€“] Zoot@reddthat.com 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Nah there would need to be a bonfire and a few beers at the therapists office before I could really get going

[โ€“] sulgoth@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

... That could honestly be a very effective way to get some people to open up. The beer maybe not, that's probably not okay. But hey, new, unpretentious environment with someone who's hanging in your every word and a cozy crackling fire? Sign me the fuck up.

[โ€“] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

bong, flaming hots, and second bong for me

[โ€“] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Does anyone else feel like a storm is approaching?

[โ€“] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Perhaps of interest:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJPrGYR_qkk