Trump be like:

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Trump be like:

Trump was one of the worst people Epstein ever met. Let that sink in.
It gets worse. Epstein's business partner, Jean Luc Brunel, was described by John Casablancas as a man who always had date rape drugs on hand.
John Casablancas was a man who once bragged to the New Yorker Magazine (in a 1988 cover story) about seducing a 14 year old who won a rigged contest that he ran for Elite Model Management.
Trump then hosted that contest and then signed his then 13 year old daughter up to be a model, directly "mentored" by Casablancas.
Casablancas famously left his wife for Stephanie Seymour who was 16 at the time
Isn't that the dad of the guy from The Strokes?
Yes, though I know of no evidence that Julian Casablancas has any connections to his father’s sins beyond being a nepobaby.
Eh. Epstein is a particularly slimy and self serving person. You can't take anything he said in his emails at face value. For example, what exactly do you think the metric for that would be in Epstein's point of view? Obviously it's not fucking kids because Epstein never expressed any remorse or even acknowledgement that what he did was bad. I hate Trump too but Epstein isn't exactly a reliable narrator.
Totally agreed 👍🏼
"How weird is it that a president has now had sex with another president?"
Considering there's never been a woman president and the country still hates gay people, it's kind of impressive.
Just remember the republican motto, "It's not gay if they're girls."
Also, "It's not gay if both dicks aren't out at the same time."
And, "It's not gay if only one guy cums."
And, "It's not gay if it's non-consensual."
And, "It's not gay if I'm the top."
And, "It's not gay if I'm a power bottom."
And, "It's not gay if the person filming it is laughing."
And, "It's not gay if it's in the airport bathroom."
It's a long list, but invaluable to those that are questioning their sexual identity, especially lawmakers.
That reads almost like the gay narcissist's prayer.
So kinda perfect for horrible closeted republican homophobes in general, and for mr president in particular.
Brojob, CHOO CHOO
He wanted to celebrate. Had to order "The Usz..." (How does one spell a colloquial shortening of "usual", anyway?)
Surely phone records could end up being subpoenaed. Would love to see how frequently and when these fucks were talking to who.
The orange mobster railed about Nixon not destroying evidence. He will either alter, delete, or destroy evidence, maybe even manufacture fake timelines.
"Bruh, hook it up! We gonna smash so many little girlies! You want some Melania for old time sake?"
What was he wrong about?
A better headline would have been “immediately after”
To tell him he’s NEVER going back to mar-a-Lago AGAIN! Cause he’s a creep! Good Trump!